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Locked parking thread 4 - The End

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 19:33

We hope!

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FenceSplinters · 02/08/2021 20:42

So unfortunate that the key broke in the lock Grin

Vallmo47 · 02/08/2021 20:43

Goodness me, the drama…
Thank you so much for this OP. So sorry you’re being messed around like this though.

MaggieFS · 02/08/2021 20:43

If it's North of the border, it's marbles with McCoist, surely.

LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow · 02/08/2021 20:44

never mind the DailyFail....if The Courier gets wind of this it's going to be front page news!

Howdidigetsoold · 02/08/2021 20:45

Uno with Owen

OytheBumbler · 02/08/2021 20:45

Guess Who with Grealish?

MotherofTerriers · 02/08/2021 20:45

[quote MrsRussell]@MotherofTerriers I'm still holding out for the DB offering to jump start the Ranger if it doesn't start, wiring the jump leads up to the truck, and frying the battery....[/quote]
ooo that would be lovely
Especially if it took a while to find the leads

Of course then they'd have to lock the gate again and suggest that CF calls a garage and asks them to arrange a time to collect it

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 02/08/2021 20:45

@LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow

never mind the DailyFail....if The Courier gets wind of this it's going to be front page news!
I’ ve got the P&J on speed dial
FairFuming · 02/08/2021 20:45

Thats actually really close to me 😆 shame he's a 15 years older he sounds lovely

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing · 02/08/2021 20:46

Montrose appears to be a bit far from me…

lightswitchmoment · 02/08/2021 20:46

Place marking as I keep losing the old threads. Can't quite believe it's hot to this point!!

IncyWincyGrownUp · 02/08/2021 20:46

I need to sleep, but this has got me gripped.

PeaAndHamSoupFromAChicken · 02/08/2021 20:47

Frustration with Ferdinand?

Montrose isn't far from us either, DH and I may join the queue to find DB just to congratulate him. The farmers market will be wondering why there's a surge in visitors. Grin

Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 20:47

Bingo with Beardsley?

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing · 02/08/2021 20:47

Scrabble with Southgate (I’d be up for that - although unlikely in Montrose I guess)

crowsfeet57 · 02/08/2021 20:48

Pop up Pillock with Peter Crouch?

Lovemypatchworkquilt · 02/08/2021 20:49

Montrose Farmers Market wink and be willing to eat. Hes a feeder. And he cooks. For you.

Oooohhhhh, I will be there on Saturday 🤣

Monicuddle · 02/08/2021 20:50

Draughts with Dalglish?

viques · 02/08/2021 20:51

Happy Families with Rooney, maybe not.......

SachaStark · 02/08/2021 20:51

Rummikub with Rooney.

theladylovescupcakes · 02/08/2021 20:51

I've been invested since thread 1, but now I know you're north of the border I'm intrigued as to who the footballer is! Hmm

NothingIsWrong · 02/08/2021 20:51

463 miles? Damn you...

MaMelon · 02/08/2021 20:51

The CF has ramped up the cheeky fuckery hasn’t he - imagine not turning up after all that!

Emilyontmoor · 02/08/2021 20:52

More like kegless with Keagan……..

crankysaurus · 02/08/2021 20:52

He'll be doing a jigsaw with Vinnie Jones, a 1000 piece one of a Scottish glen that takes ages and ages, especially as he wants to let Vinnie feel like he's finding more of the edge pieces.