Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

@Sunbird24

Dear lord OP, don’t tell us DB has a Scottish accent, people will be coming over all unnecessary!

And a border terrier, a dear little border terrier........

I'm guessing that Google engineers are scratching their heads right now, wondering why "Montrose Farmers Market" is being searched by so many people !
(yes, I googled it even though I'm about 10 years too old for your lovely DB - he sounds great !)

@DaisyBlu

He's not there yet?! This is beyond disrespectful

He'll turn up at 10.30 with a gaggle of ex footballers to be met by naked DB with a strategically placed cuddly toy ...

Crikey your brother could have a lady in every town in the uk the way this thread is going

Shamelessly googles montrose farmers market 😉😂.

OPs DB in my eyes

I'm married but as soon as you mentioned he's a feeder 🥰

@lydiarose

Montrose?? That's just down the road from me 😀😀😀😀

AND ME!!

Meet you at the townhouse, first thing, by the Seaman's Mine!

I am married, but I do a good line in matchmaking...

He really is determined to be the Big I Am by turning to when he wants, and not when he's told.

Idiot.

🤣 Amazing threads OP! I’ve read them all since this morning 😬🤫

What a CF though! No apology, “you’ve got my RANGER (lol!) locked on your drive” the entitled 🤬 not “I parked my RANGER (lol!) on your drive”

absolute tiny penised runny yoghurt of a man!

DB is 10 years too young for me. Tragic
The only thing that would cheer me up would be if the Ranger won't start when he tries to pick it up.

Montrose is local to us too. Interesting.

@lydiarose

Montrose?? That's just down the road from me 😀😀😀😀

Better go and check him out next week and report back. 😉

I want to suggest when you go to unlock and unfortunately break the key in the lock.

Someone far away has a spare, maybe they can come Wednesday. Advise CF he can call your locksmith (you've precalled) if he wants but it's not urgent for you, unless the FC need access, so he'll have to pay and make secure. Hopefully locksmith will be understanding (to you) and offer a particularly personal rate...

Nice thought but can see it adding to his entitlement. Not that the story would go down well..."i parked my car in someone's drive and the evil op made me pay a locksmith to get it out...."

I nominate these threads for classics! All of them! 🤣

Montrose you say…. Interesting. 😍

”Maybe he’s playing Subbuteo with Seaman?”

Swoon, I LOVE Seaman

Oh.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

I have also finally told DB he's got a fan club and he's blushing. Proper blushing.

Tell him to start folding up the little numbered tickets for the tombola now - 1 - 1,000. Then we'll need one more new thread, all interested parties can register their entry by posting and whoever's post position in the thread matches the number drawn at random by DB (or Bruce G might want to do the honours?) is the lucky winner! Just a hunch, but I'm guessing that CF's wife will now be (illegally) entering multiple times!

Sooo if I changed username oooh about hmm 45 times will the notification if I win come to me under a different username. Asking for a friend?

😂
I know where Montrose is too . It’s a couple of hours but so worth it !

absolute tiny penised runny yoghurt of a man!

Stealing this

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I’m imagining lots of confused farmers at the Montrose market wondering why they are being asked if they are BlueEyesWhiteDragon brother 😆

@MotherofTerriers I'm still holding out for the DB offering to jump start the Ranger if it doesn't start, wiring the jump leads up to the truck, and frying the battery....

Montrose Farmers Market will be perplexed as to which element of their marketing campaign has suddenly landed with lots of single (or not so) women

I’ve literally spent the last fortnight right moving properties between Edinburgh and Montrose, this is fate, how o just have to explain to DH.

I have visions of Montrose market crawling with MNers this weekend, hooking every man in the vicinity round the shirt collar and demanding, “What does the word RANGER mean to you?!”