Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

I must zoflora the door handles and light switches again

Think I might treat myself to a peep out of the windows upstairs now ...

Hang on, let me lock the car doors before I get the antibacterial out of my bag

Let me move the toilet roll off the car back seat in case someone tries to nick it

I wonder if I can remember how to drive

We're running out of milk, we'll have to start eating porridge with water from now on.

'It's the Amazon man! Don't open the door!!!!'

@ellabella18 I’m lucky that I actually prefer porridge made with water...my DH looks at me like this.

Keep stirring and it goes milky anyway!

To DS- the Land Army need crop pickers!

‘Don’t be so fucking stupid!’ To the runner who kicked one of my dogs this morning while screaming ‘I don’t want to catch coronavirus.’

If I see him ever again and he kicks one of my dogs then coronavirus will be the least of his worries. 😡😡

Last night I was coordinating the virtual pub quiz team whilst doing a jigsaw.

DS(11) “Please can we go for a walk, please”.

why dont you go down the pub tonight babe, i really dont mind

We're running out of milk, we'll have to start eating porridge with water from now on

Not in Scotland then?

Omg we actually got a whole chicken. On the phone to at least 5 people...

"Ok son, forget PE with Joe Wicks, let's do a tiktok dance challenge"

Don't touch ANYTHING ....while outside on a walk!

No you can't eat that! It's being saved for next week when we're desperate

Don’t eat that now, let’s save it for when we’re really miserable and need cheering up.

No, we can’t go to the park, we’re isolating!

No, chocolate is not and essential and you can't go out for it!

I am afraid of my Mindful Chef delivery box.

Just drop it in the bath and wash your hands. I will spray it down later.

Yes of course you can watch TV

What shall we do this weekend? Oh... are weekends even a thing any more?

Let’s sign up for Disney+!

Oh Matt's back!