Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

@BluebellsareBlue I did that today too!

I said, “No more cake- I’ve already eaten my body weight in cake.”

I’ve been baking a lot...

To husband (not today but on Sunday afternoon) "you'll have to go out for a walk on your own because I am not allowed out again" (I'd been for a run that morning).

When did "not being allowed" to go out for a walk with one's husband become the norm...

"Stay well."

"DS says he can't take the dog out for another walk because that would be illegal and he's right. I'll need to take her out with me on my walk."

How many people you seen ?

OOOH A DELIVERY SLOT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE!

I bet the Headteacher at your school when she took this term off as maternity leave didn't expect to have a 2 day unexpected Ofsted then school shut down before the end of term and no school next term. It's unprecedented.

DS replied surreal, that's the word I would use.

If we make it through this lets..........

"The disposable latex gloves and face masks are in the post"

Arrived today. Popped out with them on ofcourse.

Yes I know they say facemasks don't do alot but they are better than nothing

"Please don't hit your Willy with a spoon"!!!!! In fairness it was to my 8 month old whose nappy I was changing

‘I’ve just got to wash the shopping’

I don't want to go to the supermarket, it's too bloody stressful

“Maisie next door has her boyfriend round, I don’t think I would allow that if I was her mum”

“We’re down to our last 24 toilet rolls so don’t go mad with it boys”

Another "groundhog day" yay!!!

To DH
"You know that article written by a medic about younger, healthier people needing to have a Conversation with family about end-of-life care?

...

I think we need to have that chat."

Oh sorry, you did mean lighthearted, didn't you?

'They had EGGS in the butchers!!'

'Do the bath mats need washing again, cos I want to wash my toilet 'paper' at 60 and it's a bit of a waste just putting the machine on for that.'

'We had post!'

'When?'

'Yesterday. I left it to quarantine in the front porch. I'll get it in tomorrow.'

My 5yo frivolously rolling down the loo roll for the cat to play with "no no no, DO NOT do that, this stuff is like gold dust at the moment".

"The postman has been. NOBODY touch that letter, I'll deal with it once I've got the rubber gloves"

Me excitedly to 5yo in living room "oooh look Jack, people! Go and wave to them"

Me earlier today-" oh God, what if the cat brings the coronavirus in on her paws?" Cue anxious shaking.

This thread is making me laugh so much, thank you.

To ds14. - Go and play on your Play Station

You have post

Where?

Its in quarantine, you can have ot when i disinfect it

I'll give you £5 for that bog roll!!

Looks like you have got another letter from the government telling you that you can't leave the house.