Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

Any sentence including the word 'Unprecedented'.

The post is in quarantine until tomorrow

To DSis; I can't face watching 28 days later with everything that's going on at the moment. I'd rather watch something escapist

Don’t touch that, I have to anti bac the food shopping

And "I can't get a Tesco delivery slot for the next 3 weeks but I'm too scared to go out to the shop"

Me and DP standing looking out the kitchen window at 3 men approaching a house

Me: surely they don’t all live there do they?
DP: I’ve definitely seen that one about before
Me: but they’re knocking, if they lived there they’d have a key

Never been so concerned with the goings on in my street

I got a dentist appointment for my broken tooth. June 16th.

To be fair it doesn’t hurt as such, just worried I’ll lose the rest of the tooth.

To DH just now "you've singlehandedly just saved my sanity by buying chocolate (4 bars), wine (3 bottles) and chocolate cookies. Plus the kids love you even more than before because you bought ice cream on sticks"

'Mum don't touch that wine bottle! I need to wash it!!'

In the loo and someone ringing the doorbell and youngest running to open door. I shouted NO don't open. It's fine mum I'll get it he said. Nooooooo you can't you'll get coronavirus you can't open the door!

“I’m furloughed”

Have you dettolled the post ?

Phew, it's hot wearing a facemask on the supermarket"😷

Pre pandemic uncontaminated cash.

I'm really glad we got ds the xbox

(He's getting some social interaction with his friends not just staring at a screen now)

*IN the supermarket, not on!

Any sentence including the word 'Unprecedented'
I’ve been writing social media copy for work and has to get the thesaurus out because I’d used it too many times!

Also me ‘I’m furloughed from Friday’. I didn’t even know what furlough meant till a week ago.

Look! A plane’s in the sky!

This working from home isn't all its cracked up to be.

Yes you can have a Roblox account.

I hate it already.

I had to queue for half an hour to get into Tesco today!

To my kids - STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE!!!!

Me to visiting squirrel: "A bit of my apple OR a few peanuts. Which is it going to be?"

Me to DH: "Get your hands out of those shopping bags and go and wash NOW!"

Me to ddog: 'Don't be silly, of course you want a walk'
Me to brother: 'Happy birthday, even though you can't go anywhere'
Me to dd: 'I've had enough of reading!'

I admire Nicola Sturgeon (just a little) at the moment 😮😮😮