Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

Dont touch me, I dont want to die

As dh came in from work

Oh my god, potatoes! YES!!!

Loads
But today it’s quite good that we are learning to make food with a nearly empty fridge

Best wear a bra today

I've combed my eyebrows today

I’m giving up my retirement and going back to work 😳

RICE!!!!!!!

Can anyone recommend a good breakfast wine ?

"no handwash in the shop"

"Sainsbury's has eggs!"
"We'd better not eat our snacks at the picnic benches, people will think we're taking the piss" - while on our daily walk with family
"If I find a bunch of bananas I'll save you half and vice versa"
"No dd (3 yrs) we can't go to the playground/soft play/ shops because they're having a... er... deep clean to make them lovely and fresh for later this year"

No if we buy 0Lourselves that type of soap we can’t get this one for your mum.

‘I wish a was a sheep fur a day!

@Lordfrontpaw where did you see the 5litre hand sanitizer?

I'll wash, you dry and put away? Talking about the grocery shopping that had just been delivered.

"I walked up the road for my walk yesterday and the day before, I'm quite excited about walking down the road on my walk tomorrow "

Could we make something out of the potato peelings? (My DH)

Explaining 2m to an older pre decimal adult who has no desire to abide by that foreign maths

Walk in the road please kids. (to avoid elderly gentleman on the path heading our way)

To those wearing face masks - where are you getting them from?

“I FOUND TOILET PAPER”. Shouted to upstairs in absolute triumph as I returned from the little corner Tesco Express. I may have done a fist punch in the air too.

On the phone my mum: I'd have rung earlier but i just went to Iceland so I had to bleach the shopping.

"Get off the path to let this lady past" to my 3yo

Can you please just go and play Fortnite for a bit!

I’m really looking forward to Friday - I get to go on my weekly outing to Sainsbury’s.