I’m Middle Class - ask me anything

[LivingTheThighLife]

Inspired by a now sadly deleted thread (no MN mods it’s Not a TAAT so pls don’t delete)

Just thawt some of you plebs mite need sum tips on Being Middle Class

**There's only one possible reason for taking shoes off indoors and it isn't very MC

carpets**

Not if the carpet happens to be heritage tweed or 100% Berber Wool Loop pile

Cut pile is decidedly LC

Which spectator sports do you enjoy?

I think I am in love with you. Would you like to have an affair? I am as you can see from my posting name an aristocrat, so it would be very Vita Sackville West / Violet Keppell and we could conduct it mostly in National Trust gardens.

I think I am in love with you. Would you like to have an affair? I am as you can see from my posting name an aristocrat, so it would be very Vita Sackville West / Violet Keppell and we could conduct it mostly in National Trust gardens.
@TheCountessofFitzdotterel it’s like a dream come true. We could hoik our ample bosoms and bray at each other whilst sharing meaningful glances over ornamental shrubs in the Orangery.

I will be Victoria Glendinning.

What are your opinion on hot tubs?

Opinions*

What are your views on MC Helen in the Archers getting jiggy with non-MC karate man? And the revolting slobberng noises that emit as a result?

'Care to make things a threeway, ladies? I bagsy being Virginia Woolfe?'

Are threesomes middle class?

I was just passing and I popped in to say that really I prefer to be involved as a sort of narrow channel down old wooden stairs, ideally with a nice braided edge suitable for one’s appearance in Homes & Gardens and flowing gracefully over Little Greene floor paint.

I am not sewtable nor inclined to ground floors.

Just popping in to say that this thread is my absolute favourite!

Just popping in to say that this thread is my absolute favourite!

@Excited101 thank you. Had to leave the thread for a bit as wasn’t well and this has cheered me up. Might try to resurrect tomorrow or start something new.

Morning, everyone! We've had some nominations for this to go into Classics. We're going to move it there now (once we've picked up Jolyon from chess club).

MN classics?!

This has made my year

I will toast myself later with a generous snifter of Puligny-Montrachet.

@livingthethighlife you are an excellent imposter ;)

@livingthethighlife you are an excellent imposter ;)

@detachablehoof

Your welcum’

Amazing @LivingTheThighLife I think we need a new thread.

@Bigmango I’m just having fun on the garden fire thread right now. Do join me

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3797818-Neighbour-taking-friend-to-court

@LivingTheThighLife

Most important information I need is of course, kitchen island or Is it more of a peninsula?

Flower Show - Chelsea or Hampton Court?