I’m Middle Class - ask me anything

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Inspired by a now sadly deleted thread (no MN mods it’s Not a TAAT so pls don’t delete)

Just thawt some of you plebs mite need sum tips on Being Middle Class

I was passing Mappin and Webb the other day and I saw a display of short silver tubes or cylinders. Too small to be bangles, they were about two inches in diameter and one to two inches in length. Ornamented with various patterns and designs.

What on earth were they?

What do you think of Northerners?

Some of them are quite funny

I was passing Mappin and Webb the other day and I saw a display of short silver tubes or cylinders. Too small to be bangles, they were about two inches in diameter and one to two inches in length. Ornamented with various patterns and designs.

What on earth were they?

cock ring

(Or maybe napkin ring)

too small for a cock. What is a "napkin ring?"

Well dur who would run the tills otherwise?

Is that you, Carole?

What was your FIL's job?

Professor

We’re considering whether I should join the same club as my husband. What do you think? Who should I ask to sign for me, do you think?

too small for a cock.
@PigletJohn Showing off is very common

Is that you, Carole?

‘Carole’ is a lower Middle Class name so no absolutely not

What do you call your evening meal?

Supper or sups

What do you think of ‘Twigs n Shit’?

We’re considering whether I should join the same club as my husband. What do you think? Who should I ask to sign for me, do you think?

Gentlemen need their own clubs to do gentlemen things like drinking whiskey and wearing skirts

Fiona, is that you?

What do you think of ‘Twigs n Shit’?

Maybe try some Syrup of figs.

What did you do over Christmas? Describe your decorations.

Fiona, is that you?

No She’s my Scottish cousin

Her MC moppets are rather good at fencing, aren't they?

What does the MC husband do?

What did you do over Christmas? Describe your decorations.

Real tree, heirloom decorations that do not colour match. No tinsel ever

We hosted. I did Nigella’s roast goose with pear and cranberry stuffing.

Her MC moppets are rather good at fencing, aren't they?

What does the MC husband do?

Yes something with business and money

Who are your top 3 celebrity crushes?

Does your DH have a hobby that can be disclosed on MN without it being horribly outing? If so, what is it? How much time does he spend on it and what impact does this have on your life?

Does your DH have a hobby that can be disclosed on MN without it being horribly outing? If so, what is it? How much time does he spend on it and what impact does this have on your life?

We ride. No one else we know would be on Mumsnet so no need to worry about being outed.

Who are your top 3 celebrity crushes?

‘Crushes’?

But we do like lovely Benedict (Clumberbitch), Eddie (Redmainia), and Emilia (Game O’Thrones)