I’m Middle Class - ask me anything

[LivingTheThighLife]

Inspired by a now sadly deleted thread (no MN mods it’s Not a TAAT so pls don’t delete)

Just thawt some of you plebs mite need sum tips on Being Middle Class

Do your parents have to vet any new men friends that you are interested in, or are all the new suitors,wise enough to give them a miss, and go for more of a higher class situation in life.

Wen I was a gal Mummy would invite any nice young men for kitchen sups. If any of them complimented ‘dessert’ or asked for a ‘serviette’ Daddy would chase them away with his shotgun.

Wen the time comes me and Mr Living will do the same for our MC moppets

How do you hold your knife?

Like a penis (firmly and carefully)

Meat knife, that is.

Definitely refer you to my previous reply

How many rooms in your house have wooden floors?

How many rooms in your house have wooden floors?
Everything downstairs is wooden (not a euphemism) excepting the granite floored kitchen. Obviously.

Where do you stand on Leibfraumilch? Due a revival or best left to the masses?

JesusMaryAndJosepheen

Do you make visitors remove their shoes?

Is it your new year resolution to relax the pressure on your over-scheduled children or to crow bar more in?

Do you go to the loo, ladies or lavatory?

Where do you stand on Leibfraumilch? Due a revival or best left to the masses?

Frankly unless it is stocked in Berry Bros & Rudd (it’s not) it will not grace the Living table. Ew

Where do you go on holiday?

Do you make visitors remove their shoes?

Why wood I wish to see someone’s feet hosed or unhosed? This is not Middle Class.

Where is the best place to buy a fire pit? Do you ski in France or Switzerland?

Is it ever acceptable to use an omnibus?
Do you or anyone flick their hair around, let it fall forward, then flick it back again? Thereby making a statement of sorts.
It it acceptable to live near a council estate (not in one) with a mixed reputation?

What do you think are suitably middle class names to call one's offspring?

Is it your new year resolution to relax the pressure on your over-scheduled children or to crow bar more in?

Did you mean to be so rude?

Do you go to the loo, ladies or lavatory?

Aha this is a trick qwestion! I would never comment on the existence or requirements of any bodily function.

Do you let tradesmen use your toilet?

Do you have issues with alcohol?

Where do you go on holiday?

Centerparcs in high season (when no one else can afford it)

London for culture
Edinburgh for the festival
Loire Valley to stay in our lovely little family Gîte.

What are your views on hummus? Classic, smoked, coriander or roasted red pepper?

Where is the best place to buy a fire pit?

Somewhere lovely and local and sustainable and naice where lovely people craft things from local natural things.

Do you ski in France or Switzerland?

I don’t ski - too many tourists. I ride.