I’m Middle Class - ask me anything

[LivingTheThighLife]

Inspired by a now sadly deleted thread (no MN mods it’s Not a TAAT so pls don’t delete)

Just thawt some of you plebs mite need sum tips on Being Middle Class

What animals do you own and what are their names?

Middletons - aspirational or arriviste?

And when you call things "common", one presumes you mean frequently encountered. Ahem.

What animals do you own and what are their names?

Marmite and Bovril the black labs
Fernando the cat
Sergeant the horse
Godfrey the Llama

(Joking about the llama)
(He’s called Geoff)

Oh dear. Thank you for the advice. He likes a Macallan but when we go to Ballynahinch for the salmon, should he take Wild Geese to Teeling?

No You are an imposter! Alternatively, you must be from north London.
Nobody would really call their dog’s Marmite and Bovril. The beaters would laugh them back to the pub.

Middletons - aspirational or arriviste?

Personally I would suggest vulgarian

And when you call things "common", one presumes you mean frequently encountered. Ahem.
Sure ... if that makes you feel comfortable

No You are an imposter! Alternatively, you must be from north London.
Nobody would really call their dog’s Marmite and Bovril. The beaters would laugh them back to the pub.

Absurd comment! My poor labs would never go anywhere near a shooting party - some of us Middle Class folk are a little more progressive these days.

Awww thanks hun @LivingTheThighLife its nice 2 no that im not alone! lol!! xxx

If someonee works in an office where the non-MC people will not speak to the MC people much, because they don't like any MC people, what should one do?

Describe your typical August.

Are there a lot of men with red trousers in your middle class circle?

Where did you send the children?

How do you feel about age gap relationships?

@Huns2getha4eva

Awww thanks hun @LivingTheThighLife its nice 2 no that im not alone! lol!! xxx

Yeet all the lols hun

What was your wedding like?

Are there a lot of men with red trousers in your middle class circle?

Yes and Boden shirts

If someonee works in an office where the non-MC people will not speak to the MC people much, because they don't like any MC people, what should one do?

Fire them

What was your wedding like?

Imagine Kim K’s wedding and a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
Combine the two.
Now imagine the opposite.

How do you feel about age gap relationships?

I’m already taken thank you

I am a middle class Londoner but used to long to be a cockney. Have you ever felt like that?

I am a middle class Londoner but used to long to be a cockney. Have you ever felt like that?

Please do not involve me in your filthy little fantasy sex games

@Bluerussian

No I do not want play with your pearly buttons

How did you announce the births of your children?

If one is at a naice dinner party and someone asks you a question just when one has put a silver fork-ful of (Duchy Organic) supper into one's mouth, what should one do?

Is it ever acceptable to not go on holiday in a year, to save money? Or are 3 holidays per year required to maintain MC status?