I’m Middle Class - ask me anything

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Inspired by a now sadly deleted thread (no MN mods it’s Not a TAAT so pls don’t delete)

Just thawt some of you plebs mite need sum tips on Being Middle Class

Is your bookshelf bigger than your TV ?
Have you ever been on an 'All Inclusive holiday'
Do you secretly go to the Chippy under the cover of darkness?

What did you feed the moppets?

What are you typing on?

What book are you reading at the moment?

How many moppets?

What was your FIL's job?

Is it ever acceptable to use an omnibus?
An old fashioned Routemaster is an amusing transport option for wedding guests.

Do you or anyone flick their hair around, let it fall forward, then flick it back again. Thereby making a statement of sorts.
Hair flicking is very common. I do not require my hair to make statements on my behalf.

It it acceptable to live near a council estate (not in one) with a mixed reputation?
Only if your family property pre-dates said estate.

What do you think are suitably middle class names to call one's offspring?

Charles Edward Henry and George would suit a lovely Middle Class boy
Charlotte Elizabeth would be suitable for a naice girl

Defiantly not Diana or Camilla

Do you let tradesmen use your toilet?

Tradesmen use their own designated facilities near the er tradesmen’s entrance.

What are your children called?

I did accidentally call my children Harry, William and Charlotte but I gloss over it IRL.

What car do you drive?

doesnt it mean taking ur kids to disney on ice? xxx

Which would you rather, your DC to come home with a working class made good'un or a feckless nob.

Easy! Feckless nobs are de rigueur in Middle Class families.

What do you think of Northerners?

What are your views on hummus? Classic, smoked, coriander or roasted red pepper?

Waitrose Duchy organic for everyday eating

Do you think working class people should be allowed into Waitrose?

What do you call your evening meal?

Is your bookshelf bigger than your TV ?

My library is defiantly larger than my video collection.

Have you ever been on an 'All Inclusive holiday'
We used to love Mark Warner before it became so non-U

Do you secretly go to the Chippy under the cover of darkness?
What’s a Chippy? And why would I go there in the dark?

I did accidentally call my children Harry, William and Charlotte but I gloss over it IRL.

Hahaha

doesnt it mean taking ur kids to disney on ice? xxx

Aw hun you no’s it does xxx

What did you feed the moppets?

Sumthing luverly from Nigel Slater
We will eat some Ottolenghi later when said Moppets are asleep.

What car do you drive?

Mercedes E class estate and Land Rover to fit the dogs in and the children

Do you think working class people should be allowed into Waitrose?
Well dur who would run the tills otherwise?