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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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HerculesTheBercules · 04/10/2019 20:05

Smites by a God

HerculesTheBercules · 04/10/2019 20:05

Smited

IveGotBillsTheyreMultiplying · 04/10/2019 20:06

Suffocated in a pile of final demands and found by bailiffs.

CodenameVillanelle · 04/10/2019 20:06

Presumably murdered by someone I was trying to murder first

Nobhobs · 04/10/2019 20:06

Being nobbed over a hob? Grin

WingBingo · 04/10/2019 20:07

I’d be playing extreme bingo, which is sitting on the wing of a plane whilst playing bingo.

Obviously this is already a bad idea.

verytiredandstressed · 04/10/2019 20:08

I would just go to sleep and never wake up hopefully not for many years yet .

KronksSpinachPuffs · 04/10/2019 20:08

Choked on spinach puffs that were made to kronk from the emperors new groove's recipe?

Wizzbangpop · 04/10/2019 20:08

A spectacular firework display goes disastrously wrong 🎆🎇

Kanga83 · 04/10/2019 20:08

I lost a battle to a Kangaroo in 1983. My spirit lives on though the powers of MN.

PickAChew · 04/10/2019 20:09

I'd choke on a sweet while trying to catch an electric mouse.

Asmoto · 04/10/2019 20:09

Trampled to death by a marauding folk rock band.

HerRoyalFattyness · 04/10/2019 20:11

A member of the royal family slowly murders me by force feeding me cake.

AGnu · 04/10/2019 20:12

I believe it'll be preceded by my conniving brother tricking my son to get into danger before coming to dramatically announce to me, "Stampede. In the gorge. SIMBA'S DOWN THERE!"

There might be more than a gnu present, but I'm sure there'll be one who finishes me off.

PhonicTheHedgehog · 04/10/2019 20:12

C r o ss i ng th e r oa d.

owlonabike · 04/10/2019 20:12

Fly off my bike into a tree.

Elphame · 04/10/2019 20:13

Suffocated by fairy dust

WhenYouCantRunYouCrawl · 04/10/2019 20:13

Killed by Reavers.

tastylancs · 04/10/2019 20:13

Fell into a fondue

DontCallMeShitley · 04/10/2019 20:13

Suffocated in a cesspit or manure heap. Can't wait.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 04/10/2019 20:14

Errrm.... Blush

WizardOfAus · 04/10/2019 20:14

A killing curse

blancheduboiss · 04/10/2019 20:15

Drink myself to death

SamBeckett · 04/10/2019 20:16

This has to be one off the best threads I have read for a long time. It's rare that I pay so much attention to the user names.

AnnaMariaDreams · 04/10/2019 20:16

In my sleep on holiday in Florida

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