SO how many of you have a 'zombie plan'?

[TheArmadillo]

hve been forced to ask this by dp and lodger.

If zombies happened what would you do?

I don't have one - apparently this is unusual Have never even considered it.

SO do you have a zombie plan?

[Heathcliffscathy]

[I didn't know we had a sword]

[Fauve]

This whole thread is nothing but a marketing ploy. Armadillo's dp is surely the marketing manager of ZombiePlans Inc, and the lodger is a sidekick.

[Heathcliffscathy]

i have tears people. i have passed the tear threshold of laughing for first time ever on mn.

landmark moment of love for this site.

[TheArmadillo]

causes of zombiedom are varied and mainly theories as there is not a lot of research (really who knew )

cosmic rays from mars or occasionally saturn (old theory that a certain planetary alignment causes zombies to rise)

viral/bacterial - disease based. Either biological weapon (either intentional or not). New varient of old disease brought about by something like the flooding of a graveyard (e.g. world war z/28 days later).

curse or vengence from a higher power.

less common but occasionally someone using magical powers to control a zombie that then gets out of hand (apparently this is the one that is highly unlikely!)

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

Sophable, although I love you, you are warped!! I am shitting myself personally.. too afraid to go up for my bath!

[DrMarthaMcMoo]

Finally occurred to me to do what I'd do with any other query on MN I didn't know the answer to - I googled it.

Here you go

[TheArmadillo]

Fauvre - dp thinks that is awesome. He'd really like to be if anyone is listening.

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

[breathes again] Armadillo they sound extremely unreaslistic even to someone as anxious and broadminded as me!

[prepares to go for bath]

[MrsSpoon]

Sounds like a good reason not have a lodger.

[Heathcliffscathy]

apparently 'zombies are a real issue whereas vampires are just silly.'

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

Oh God.

I just read Marthmoo's link. WHY did I do it??

[DrMarthaMcMoo]

Is the lodger called Roger?

[TheArmadillo]

they encourage each other.

But it keeps dp from spending more time spouting this stuff at me. He has someone to talk to about it that cares!

[Boco]

Sophable as someone preserving stem cells in your freezer i'd really expect you to have an uptodate zombie plan

[TheArmadillo]

he's not called roger, but I might start calling him that.

[DrMarthaMcMoo]

Bugger me, there's no hope for me if I get attacked by vampies - check out Step 2 of the rotor move

[DrMarthaMcMoo]

Vampies? Vampires, even.

[TheArmadillo]

I never knew anything about this before tonight when they asked me what mine was.

[Heathcliffscathy]

don't start mrs boco.

did you know you have an excellent reputation as a 'newbie-who-can-stay"

i hold no truck with that kind of cliquey nonsense myself but thought you should know

[funnypeculiar]

DrMM - that is genius - check out the case studies - there's a wonderful one on Cuban zombies - aparently "Of the many dark deeds perpetrated by the Castro regime, the zombie boatlift stands among the worse"

Just woke dh up to check if he has a zombie plan. We are to be amoung the doomed.

[Heathcliffscathy]

justine, rachel et al pleeease preserve this thread???

[Boco]

I didn't know that...really? I can stay? [casually]

(punches air timidly)

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

I expect MorningPaper will preserve it.

But I will probably be pissed in the cupboard under the stairs by then. Just in case.

[bran]

Do you think there will be enough time before society breaks down and the power goes off for us all to log on to MN and share our zombie hints and tips?

[lucy5]

Hehehehee you are all a bunch of stoners!