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SO how many of you have a 'zombie plan'?

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TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 21:30

hve been forced to ask this by dp and lodger.

If zombies happened what would you do?

I don't have one - apparently this is unusual Have never even considered it.

SO do you have a zombie plan?

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NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:49

DH has a zombie plan. He also has a lot of zombie books. People keep giving them to him.

There were some blogs of people who were currently under attack by zombies, apparently there's a outbreak in California somewhere.

I am pretty about the whole thing. You'll be surprised to hear.

(Could 'do you have a Zombie plan' be used as a gender test? Ok, Frances' DP would fail, but otherwise?)

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:50

Um, my post saying that 'do you have a zombie plan?' is a gender test was cross-posted with madamez' post. Just so you know.

WideWebWitch · 19/04/2007 21:51

hahahahahaha at this thread, fab esp at madamez and nqc

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:53

DH wants to know whether people most fear zombies, werewolves or vampires. I think this is some sort of geek psychology test ...

Pruni · 19/04/2007 21:54

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WideWebWitch · 19/04/2007 21:54

NQC, I'd be more scared of The Borg or Cylons

FrannyandZooey · 19/04/2007 21:56

Yes I thought it was going to be a gender divide thing as well

which is why it is slightly disoncerting to have dp sitting here still shaking his head and saying "zombie plan " every now and then

Dinosaur · 19/04/2007 21:56

I'm a broad-minded kind of dinosaur (although obviously only have a tiny brain) but I'm finding this quite bizarre!

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:56

Ahhhh.

Is that metal cyclons? Or humanish?

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:56

DH has a lot of zombie books.

TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 21:57

do you know what I think about zombies, vampires and werewolves?

THEY'RE NOT REAL.

I asked dp and his answer was so long I tuned out.

They're lovely but crazy.

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NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:57

Oh, and there's a good graphic novel series, Walking Dead, which is in a zombie world.

Oh, and he has World War Z, Zombie Handbook (two copies, one we bought, and one was a gift from someone who worked for him).

Apparently that's not a lot of zombie books.

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 21:58

Yes, I have a hard time getting worried about imaginary things, too.

I spent my afternoon wrangling two completely mad two year olds who love each other/hate each other alternatively.

DrMarthaMcMoo · 19/04/2007 21:59

Course I have a zombie plan. It's a 3 step zombie plan and I'm happy to share it with you. You pretend to be one of them:

Rip clothes and roll around in the flower bed for a bit, dishevel hair, and apply dark eyeshadow liberally around eyes in style of deranged panda. One is aiming for the "dragged through a hedge backwards and haven't slept for 6 months look." Hint: think how you looked when your baby was a few weeks old - aim to recreate that look

Adopt staggering style of walking akin to having had rather too much wine

Blend invisibly into crowd and croak "brains! brains!" periodically

TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 22:00

Guess what they've been reading?

Warld War Z and the Zombie handbook.

I worry for ds future I really do.

BEfore he could really talk they had trained him to respond to 'we are the knights that say....' ds = 'nee'.

Ds is gonna be a super geek isn't he

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JackieNo · 19/04/2007 22:02

Are they members of Zombie Squad ? I think they need to be

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 22:02

Well, TheArmadillo, they would probably enjoy The Walking Dead, which is a series of graphic novels on the same theme.

FrannyandZooey · 19/04/2007 22:03

This thread is turning me from someone who was completely indifferent to zombies

to someone who was on the whole nonchalant about zombies, although occasionally slightly perturbed by them

to someone who now wants to run screaming out into the street shouting "OH DEAR GOD, I HAVEN'T GOT A ZOMBIE PLAN"

NotQuiteCockney · 19/04/2007 22:05

Wait, so it's actually changed your gender? That's a pretty powerful thread!

(I've been on the cider, what's your excuse?)

FluffyMummy123 · 19/04/2007 22:05

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baffledbb · 19/04/2007 22:06

I thought this was a thread about financial products!

TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 22:08

apparently Drmm your plan wouldn't work for 2 reasons.

zombies can smell and looks would not fool them.
human survivors would be fooled and would shoot you.

I can't believe they care this much.

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mytwopenceworth · 19/04/2007 22:09

the power of mn. i now feel i really need a zombie plan.

madamez · 19/04/2007 22:09

YAAARGH! HAVE I JUST GROWN A ZOMBIE WILLY OR WHAT???

DrMarthaMcMoo · 19/04/2007 22:09

Damn, that's me buggered then.

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