SO how many of you have a 'zombie plan'?

[TheArmadillo]

hve been forced to ask this by dp and lodger.

If zombies happened what would you do?

I don't have one - apparently this is unusual Have never even considered it.

SO do you have a zombie plan?

surely once you're a zombie you're happy that way AND you get to live forever? What's not to like? i pretty much epitomize the zombie look until about 10.30 on a weekend morning.
oh, and in the 'thriller' video, they did come out of the graveyard.

OK - we should all now be experts, so how about trying this zombie film quiz . I got 6 (mostly by guessing)

Bumping, because I've been singing Monster Mash all day after reading that story.

i got 7

Well done.

6 here too

7 and most were fairly educated guesses...

Asked DH's mates... they all are lackin in a plan. One thought he had the zombie survival guide... the realised it was a werewolf one.

I got 9! Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

According to dh we would lock and bolt ourselves into our bedroom, extra food and water and we would have use of the en suite(?) although we can't flush the toilet because they would hear it and come tearing towards our house.....
It's fine to think you could out run them as they drag their limbs around but what if they're like the ones in the Thriller video? I mean no one could outrun those scarey freaky zombies surely?

this thread is gonna be lost forever coz its in chat

can't you ask MNtowers to save it?

U can save threads, i have saved my birth thread to my pc.

Run! That's my zombie plan after reading this

i have a 'day after tommorrow' plan...

i can find water, food, make a fire just using the our locality and defend myself with tools in the shed!

love the film '28 days later' and 'the children of men', i am an opitimist, but love dystopia future fantasies...

just talked to some people at work and they haven't heard of "farenheight 451" by ray bradbury!! shock!!

BUMPING this

I so need to discus a ZP with DH tonight - that and have "talk like a pirate sex"

OH I Love Mumsnet!!

Bumping a classic.

I am not usually one for garden ornaments, but I think these knock fishing gnomes and flamingos into a cocked hat.

Seeing as this has been bumped I feel I can answer now as I really wanted to but didn't think I should as it was so old!!

So I asked DP and he said

DP: I have a baseball bat to keep them away from me.
Me: What about me?
DP: Don't you have your own zombie plan I didn't realise mine had to cover the both of us!
Me: Well we're a couple aren't we, surely a zombie plan should include me too!
DP: Oh right, I'll have to think about it some more then

Oh this is brilliant.

I am honestly crying with laughter

can't wait for dh to get home so I can ask him what his is...

dh home from gym.

(and just to give you an idea of him, this is the man that slags me for watching horror films or anything realted to the supernatural as its apparently 'all a pile of shite')

me; i've jsut read the funniest thing. (he reads first 3 pages) can't believe people have a zombie plan

him; well you don't need all these swords and guns.. just a baseball bat. They can't run fast so just hit your way through them.

WTF! Even he has one, and is really surprised I've never thought of it!!

DH says he would "hit them with snooker cues to the sound of 'Don't Stop Me Now'". I told him he was clearly being unoriginal and he said "alright then - give 'em a map to my mum's house - she'll scare the bastards off". He's right, too. Although, if she doesn't, I'm not bothered - it's a win-win situation, that one.

hi i haven't read everyones posts yet but did see an excellent book yesterday called the complete zombie survival plan, it was an excellent read.

Yes

I watched gay Zombie porn last week (Don't ask. Seriously)

Someones scrotum fell off