Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

Would you like me to finish that off for you?

That is overly salty!

Is there any jelly?

No spotted dick for me!

Thank you for coming.

No, thank you for having me!

Not as good as my mum does it.

Pass the butter.

That's not how Gordon Ramsay does it.

"Smother both of them in butter, shove them in NOW, and, for the love of God, don't let them puff up like before..."

You've been reading reddit haven't you OP 😆

Breast or thigh?

That was wonderful darling, shall we indulge in something similar when Pete and Yvonne come round next week?

Nice baps

I thought you might like to start with my rump. It's ever so tender.

I think it's best if you grease them up first.

I hate chipolatas

I feel sooo full

Shall I toss the salad?

Why are there crunchy bits?

Oh no I've got something caught between my teeth

You need to try it before you decide you don't like it/ how do you know you don't like it if you have never tried it!!

Answer: I just do know.

Now that's a generous portion!
(Slurps) Ohh and a robust flavour 😝

My best part is sucking all the juice out 😉

Thanks - yep I really did make the doughnuts myself. Followed the recipe to the letter and they really did turn out like Fanny's!

You can't get down until you've finished

Can I have some more?

Sorry I'm late I do hope you started without me

No thanks, I couldn't possibly manage anymore

It's supposed to taste like that

That took me ages, you could at least pretend to like it

It tastes nice, I'm just not sure about the texture

One sausage or two?

Nothing sweet till you've eaten your greens!

Don't touch that - you don't know where it's been.

You can start without me!

Mmm that was even better than usual - did you put something different in?

Cream? or custard? or ice cream perhaps?

I did it myself from scratch