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Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

347 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 10/07/2017 15:49

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions Grin

OP posts:
LivininaBox · 10/07/2017 22:33

Eat it or don't eat it, but don't moan.

WinkyisbackontheButterBeer · 10/07/2017 22:49

"Oh no, a soggy bottom"

"Well that was unsatisfying"

"Just try it, you might like it"

"Uncle Geoff always wants seconds"

"Don't just stick your fingers in it"

"Urg, it's gone all soft"

Slowtrain2dawn · 10/07/2017 22:53

Fancy a bit on the side?
It's all in the wrist action.
It's not much like the photo is it?

JamesSpaderMadeMeDoIt · 10/07/2017 23:01

Shall I be mother? ROFL Grin

Close your mouth when you're eating

shaggedthruahedgebackwards · 10/07/2017 23:02

OMG that was divine!

JamesSpaderMadeMeDoIt · 10/07/2017 23:03

It's not quite done, pop it back in for another ten minutes Grin

Itmustbemyage · 10/07/2017 23:10

You can't say you don't like something until you've at least tried a little taste of it.
Well the last time you had it, you said you liked it.

TheLongRider · 10/07/2017 23:21

"Of course I'd love an extra pair of hands over here."

"Oh I do love a greasy Mexican!"

'Is that breast yours or mine?"

MargotLovedTom1 · 10/07/2017 23:23

Give it a good squeeze; there's still a bit to come out.

Smeaton · 10/07/2017 23:37

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Tootyfilou · 10/07/2017 23:59

More!

bowtieandheels · 11/07/2017 00:15

What's for desert?

RubyBluesey · 11/07/2017 00:20

Can't wait to get my lips around your hot sausage....

Pannalash · 11/07/2017 00:22

More sausage

R00tat00tt00t · 11/07/2017 00:41

"Come on, just two more mouthfuls and then you're done."

"Here comes the choo-choo train...."

"Where would you like your gravy?"

"Do you like my special sauce?"

"Can you fit any more in?" -"Oh go on then just a little one though."

"You know the rules, you've got to try at least a mouthful and if you really don't like it you can spit it out."

"Make sure you chew it properly, I don't want you to choke."

"Bleurgh! That's disgusting!"

TheLongRider · 11/07/2017 00:45

"Just help yourself I've got my hands full over here."

"I'm sure I can fit another one in."

"I hate when the sausage touches the beans."

Blokenamechangesexboard · 11/07/2017 03:01

You may use your hands if you like. Just make sure you wipe them afterwards.

Blokenamechangesexboard · 11/07/2017 03:06

"For what you are about to receive, may you be truly thankful"

LadyBitterSparkles · 11/07/2017 06:05

Dig in!

Banananana · 11/07/2017 07:24

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ArcturianMegaDonkey · 11/07/2017 07:37

No, we can't watch TV at the same time.

snotato · 11/07/2017 07:42

I love a good sausage in the morning.

MoonPower · 11/07/2017 07:44

No it's still a bit hard. Do you want to stick it in for a bit longer?

Sgtmajormummy · 11/07/2017 07:47

It seemed like a lot before we got stuck in, but we finished it, didn't we?

MoonPower · 11/07/2017 07:48

Now that's nice and moist!