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(Inspired by another thread-posts may be entirely fictional)

My 10y old has never had a fizzy drink in his entire life.

DS is 36 and I never saw any reason to stop the night feeds regardless of what my rather prissy DIL thinks of it. I explained that she'd feel exactly the same when she has children but she seems to think she'd prefer a Tibetan terrier.

You have tea and biscuits whilst breastfeeding 00100001? Seriously? You think it's acceptable to stuff your face with caffeine and refined sugars when breastfeeding a baby? Why don't you just go the whole hog and sniff lines of coke from his little bald head!

FFS.

squoosh

The babysitter arrived the other night wearing flares AND knee high boots. The horrors. AIBU to let her go, or should I wait to see if her attire is equally as eccentric next time she come to care for the snowflakes?

I'm calling my next baby Younique because it's an amazing name.

She's already a famous author, mathematician and the top in her field of quantum physics AND the sperm that makes her (she's not been conceived yet) is going to be the winner out of 100 MILLION! When was the last time any of you won a race against 100 million others?

PLUS... She's going to be amazing at playing the recorder when she goes to school because I'll play it to her when she's in the womb. I can play the best rendition of baa baa black sheep you've ever heard!

Also... My cleaning lady wants to use MY electricity to use the vacuum cleaner around my home would IBU to make her fetch her own generator? I already pay her enough.