Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

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How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

This thread is awesome

yeah.........

I feel an early night with the Q-tips is on the cards, for me tonight

Lol, funny thread

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LOVED LOVED LOVED this thread 😂😂😂🙊🙌🏻

It has to go in Classics surely !

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This thread is useless WITHOUT PHOTOS.

Think we need to make rules in Sporner's Corner. No photos, no thread.

Beautifully done, OP. I'm sitting here, thinking about my impending colonoscopy and really wishing you could similarly make me laugh

I have never had anything in my ear. Never used a cotton bud any further than the outer bit. Never been syringed ever.

Do people actually need to do this and why has no one ever mentioned it in well over 40 years of GP visits

Amazing writing OP

from ear to ear

That.
Was.
Amazing.

I desperately need to go, I'm practically deaf. Roll on pay day.

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Wow. Incredible thread.

Ah this thread reminds me of threads from 8yrs ago. I miss this shit. Best thing I've read in ages.

I'm in hosp and trying not to snort too loudly and wake others up

This thread has been wonderful. Thank you OP.
My MIL is a nurse. I wonder if I could persuade her to syringe my ears, just for fun.

That was so funny

Best thread in a very long time. I shall be using the 'bookies pencil' as a unit of measurement from now on.

I think I love you OP!

OP, I salute you.

This thread is both revolting and very funny in equal measure. Well played OP

So funny, am going to be late for work now having to read this.

:) so funny - Thanks x

Well OP! Now tell us, when ur or next cervical screening?