Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

[YvaineStormhold]

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

I hope she didnt have to pay

Off to YouTube I go.

OP

I used to have my ear syringed as a kid due to impacted wax. It was never like this .
I delurked to post this.

Best. Thread. Ever.

Well done OP!

Why was this not flagged on Sporner Corner?

Excellent work, OP , reverse

Lovely op,best thing I've read in ages

Maybe we should request a large cochlear wax glob smiley? Not sure what emoticon could best encapsulate this thread?

This has really improved a shoddy day. Good work, OP. A*. (I'm an secondary English teacher with the red pen and furrowed brown to prove it)

Congratulations OP. That had me hooked.

I think the private de-waxing industry is going to be thanking you in the weeks and months to come.

"I'll have what she's having."

Please find some other minor procedure to post about soon yvaine - maybe u need a colonic too?

That's it, I'm spent and satisfied, you were amazing OP

Brilliant, standing ovation, it's 7.30am here, and I've started the day howling with laughter. Thank you .

itslikeyou, I'm quite glad you didn't experience this as a child. Even as a very young woman. You need to be a true adult to cope with this level of intensity. thinks back to the very handsome ENT who used to vacuum my ears when I lived in UK

I paid, yes.

£55. It was worth it.

Now everything sounds, well, loud. My left hear still has tinnitus (bugger) but the right one is as clear as a bell.

The most surprising result of this is that I have discovered that DP is a bit of a sporner. He was most interested in the gory details, and there might have been a bit of thigh-rubbing going on.

It's opened up a whole new dimension to our relationship. We might go together next time...

You have hit DH's E spot.

Sporner Corner is here but is still very new and needs threads like this!

Well goodnight, ladies.

It's been a pleasure. Let's hope we meet again soon.

I think I am in love with you OP!

Fantastic thread! I applaud your storytelling skills!

The pleasure was all ours OP, I think you have a promising future in earotic fiction

I think I am a little bit in love with you OP.

That YouTube vid also made me do a little wee in my pants.

Goodnight ear story lady and thank you! 👂

helen best post EVER!

I paid, yes

I'll pay you double if you go back next week.