Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

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How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

Glad you enjoyed it OP.
£55 is cheap, we charge £80!
To those that asked, yes it is quite satisfying when you get a nice big lump. It's best if there isn't too much oil in there as it then just moves around loads and breaks up, we want a nice big lump! And yes it's very frustrating if we have to send you away.
Microsuction is mostly a private service (mostly linked with private hearing aids like myself) but some GP practices offer it, and ENT at hospital.

Fabulous thread!

Sweetpea how do we find our nearest clinic and how do you know if you need it?

Omg! I've just realised there's an ear wax clinic in my street! How did I not know this?

I woke up to this delight, thanks OP, its a great start to my day .
Can we get this moved to spotters corner so we don't lose it after 90 days?

Clocks a google of microsuction wax removal and your nearest town should find it. It's pretty difficult to know if you need it. A good clinic won't charge if you turn up and there is no wax.
Or if you happen to have a gp appt about something else then it wouldn't do any harm to ask them to check your ears.

Moving this baby over to classics, folks.

Best laugh on MN in ages - thanks OP!

A few years ago I was using wax ear plugs as my then Arse of a DP snored for Britain! I woke up one morning and found only one earplug but thought nothing of it. A few weeks later I was in the bath and went deaf in one ear, trotted off to the docs hoping against hope that I could get my ears syringed never having had the pleasure but have watched enough you tube videos to know it's utter ecstasy. Anyway, doc had a look and said there was nothing there. I was soooo disappointed! A few weeks after that I was in the bath again I showered in between baths, I'm not a total minger, and the same happened, back to docs and saw someone else who looked and said there was something covering my eardrum, asked if I had put anything in I recalled the earplug and we deduced that that was the culprit, he said he'd have to refer me to ent and after my initial dissapointment of no syringing, I got very excited when my appointment came through!! Off I pops to the hos and hunky ent guy has a look and said he was going to suction it out, I felt nothing, then he said he was going to try something different and I was praying it would be a big syringe (you know to soften the wax earplug with water) but then he started scraping my eardrum!! After about ten minutes of me trying not to cry and failing because it was agony he finally finished and when I asked to see the wee bigger he said it had been hoovered away!! The utter ARSE of a man!! All that for feck all!! I was furious! I thanked him politely and flounced out!! ARSE OF A MAN!!!!

Last time I had my ears done I had to go back 4 times! The nurse was so excited when she finally dislodged the biggest bit she said I made her day!

What a bloody brilliantl thread, great story telling OP and I am now yearning to get my ears done!

Crikey! It's £95 at my nearest clinic in Caterham! £55 I would stretch to but £95 ...

What a great thread 😀
Fabulously written!

It was £55 because it was on offer

I can't believe my ear suction is in classics!!

Suddenly my hearing isn't very good!!

I can't believe my ear suction is in classics!!

Your incredible writing skills are in Classics. Technically, with no photo, your ear suction isn't.

Sorry

I think this thread perfectly demonstrates why erotic writing is so often more exciting than visual porn

DH had his ears pumped hoovered a few months ago, he did come home very happy. I had no idea it was like this, I will have to accompany him next time.

"Do people actually need to do this and why has no one ever mentioned it in well over 40 years of GP visits confused" - maybe they have, but you didn't hear them?

Can I ask which man you paid £55 to to get this job done please OP? Obviously not the chap's name but his profession so I can find a similar experience in my neck of the woods!

Peppa, I reckon he was a plumber.

Google Bloom Hearing.

I think they have branches nationwide.

Otherwise, just put ear suction into your search engine.

I promise you won't regret it.