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Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

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yumyumpoppycat · 19/04/2016 23:36

That picture is vile --- thread would so not have worked with photos Grin

summerdreams · 20/04/2016 15:35

This thread is amazing Wine

TrippleBlessed · 26/04/2016 19:57

This is so hilarious! Place marked!

fknuts · 28/04/2016 08:25

Blush don't try an actual Hoover

bluebelle2662 · 28/04/2016 11:10

Just messaged my currently-deaf-in-one -ear husband to advise him of ear suctioning.

He didn't seem that keen.

Selfish.

CruCru · 28/04/2016 12:44

Tell him it doesn't hurt whatsoever.

Chrisinthemorning · 28/04/2016 19:28

I had it done this week and it doesn't hurt, it was really good.
I can recommend 2020 hearing in Leeds.

Angelica88 · 04/04/2017 23:20

It's been a year now @YvaineStormhold

Have you been again?!

Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 06/04/2017 14:07

Angelica Grin**

I'd like to think you had a reminder set in your phone to check back.

MumBod · 13/04/2017 14:18

NC Yvaine here...

Funnily enough, I had an email reminding me of that very fact the other day.

I'm toying with the idea of another liaison with my suck-buddy, yes...

AprilSkies44 · 13/04/2017 14:31

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MumBod · 13/04/2017 14:31

It was pretty big, April, and he knew what to do with it.

AprilSkies44 · 13/04/2017 14:40

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UrsulaPandress · 13/04/2017 14:42

I've always wanted my ears syringing but have a slightly damaged ear drum so cannot have it done.

Hoovering sounds much less invasive.

Off to google.

Maddiemoowoo · 31/01/2018 23:52

Such a funny post :)

Biddie191 · 12/05/2020 17:24

Did you go back?

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