Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

[YvaineStormhold]

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

DH is about to kick me out of bed for laughing 😆

Quite relieved, I would have been disappointed in him if he gave up without finishing you off.

...I think 50 shades of ear wax would be more interesting..

OP - you need to get that Mills and Boon out of your system

This needs to go in classics!

ngngngh

YEEESSSSS to ear corn.

Who is this skilled ear wax technician lover? Where can I find him?

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

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Wow south just watched that, I needed a release I'm so wrought up with this tease of an op. Just wow.

Ngghh. Type faster op!

I'm not even a sporner (genuinely not) and I am AGOG. Give me more. Now. Don't hold back.

The first pump was more vigorous than any of the previous ones. I could sense that he wanted this over as much as I did. Warm jet after warm jet flooded my ear, and I could hear it trickling into the bowl.

He pumped and he pumped, and it felt as if he was getting nowhere. I was almost starting to feel sorry for him, and was just about to tell him it didn't matter, we could try again another time, when suddenly, something changed.

A cool sensation, deep inside, small at first, and then growing, deepening.

"That feels different!" I exclaimed, and he chuckled softly.

"It was running clear before, but that looks like canal water," he purred.

WE CAN BAN YOU IF YOU DON'T TYPE FASTER

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat. I can't go to bed until I know how this ends.

oops

^Canal water

Oooooooooooooohhhhhh^

Oh god this is FABULOUS....c'mon OP we can't wait much longer

Sporn teaser. What torture is this?

helen

HURRY THE HELL UP!!

Do continue dear, ahem.

I've heard that some women can release that water
I might do it shortly

we need photos of the wax AND the ear wax technician ....Mr Browny Orange?

I'll need a post coital cigarette after this.... I don't smoke and am 7 months pregnant