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Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

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YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

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amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:01

DH is about to kick me out of bed for laughing 😆

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yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:01

Quite relieved, I would have been disappointed in him if he gave up without finishing you off.

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yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:02

...I think 50 shades of ear wax would be more interesting..

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Chocolateteabag · 14/04/2016 22:02

OP - you need to get that Mills and Boon out of your system Grin

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Chippednailvarnish · 14/04/2016 22:03

This needs to go in classics!

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MrsMogginsMinge · 14/04/2016 22:03

ngngngh

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited
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TheSpottedZebra · 14/04/2016 22:04

YEEESSSSS to ear corn.

Who is this skilled ear wax technician lover? Where can I find him?

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Dafspunk · 14/04/2016 22:04

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

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Bambooshoots14 · 14/04/2016 22:04

😷

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Salfordlass · 14/04/2016 22:04

Wow south just watched that, I needed a release I'm so wrought up with this tease of an op. Just wow.

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WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 14/04/2016 22:05

Ngghh. Type faster op!

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Ilovetorrentialrain · 14/04/2016 22:05

I'm not even a sporner (genuinely not) and I am AGOG. Give me more. Now. Don't hold back.

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YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 22:06

The first pump was more vigorous than any of the previous ones. I could sense that he wanted this over as much as I did. Warm jet after warm jet flooded my ear, and I could hear it trickling into the bowl.

He pumped and he pumped, and it felt as if he was getting nowhere. I was almost starting to feel sorry for him, and was just about to tell him it didn't matter, we could try again another time, when suddenly, something changed.

A cool sensation, deep inside, small at first, and then growing, deepening.

"That feels different!" I exclaimed, and he chuckled softly.

"It was running clear before, but that looks like canal water," he purred.

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YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 14/04/2016 22:07

WE CAN BAN YOU IF YOU DON'T TYPE FASTER

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Bagatelle1 · 14/04/2016 22:07

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat. I can't go to bed until I know how this ends.

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YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 14/04/2016 22:07

oops

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YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:08

^Canal water

Oooooooooooooohhhhhh^

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Friendlystories · 14/04/2016 22:08

Oh god this is FABULOUS....c'mon OP we can't wait much longer Grin

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ChopOrNot · 14/04/2016 22:09

Sporn teaser. What torture is this?

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SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 14/04/2016 22:09

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MrsArthurShappey · 14/04/2016 22:09

helen Grin

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Lalaloopsyscaresme · 14/04/2016 22:09

HURRY THE HELL UP!!


Do continue dear, ahem.

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YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:09

I've heard that some women can release that water
I might do it shortly

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yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:10

we need photos of the wax AND the ear wax technician ....Mr Browny Orange?

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amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:10

I'll need a post coital cigarette after this.... I don't smoke and am 7 months pregnant Confused

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