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Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

OP posts:
yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:11

ewwwww yabu Grin

mineofuselessinformation · 14/04/2016 22:11

Have you been reading 'Fifty Shades of Earwax', OP? .....

witchofzog · 14/04/2016 22:11

Omg. I can't stand the suspense any longer !!!

ScarletForYa · 14/04/2016 22:11

Canal water ....oooh!

👀

witchofzog · 14/04/2016 22:12

I LOVED the YouTube video 😃😃

TheBitterBoy · 14/04/2016 22:12

You have me in the palm of your hand...hurry up and finish this!

amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:12

Did he other the immortal line "do you come ear often?" Grin

BendydickCuminsnatch · 14/04/2016 22:12

😃😃😃 I love this!!!!

How can I get my ears hoovered? Just at the GPs?? Confused

My right ear has always been crappy and always needs to pop but it doesn't. Wonder if that's a blocked ear.

Chippednailvarnish · 14/04/2016 22:13

Type damn you type!

SecretSix · 14/04/2016 22:14

C'MON!!!!!

I'm supposed to be having an early night Grin

amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:14

Utter... That should say utter not other... God damn it!!!!

BendydickCuminsnatch · 14/04/2016 22:14

Of FFS come ON op!

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:14

snort at do you come ear often

FedUpWithBriiiiiick · 14/04/2016 22:14

I'M GOING TO HAVE AN EARGASM!

Polkadot1974 · 14/04/2016 22:14

I have Ben coking laughter back reading this and feel s new career path ahead...

stoopstofolly · 14/04/2016 22:14

Where has she gone? I need to go to bed but can't......

Unicow · 14/04/2016 22:15

Come back! We need sweet release!

HawkEyeTheNoo · 14/04/2016 22:15

I had an eargasm with the first ear... Please OP, let me feel pleasure again!!

RhombusRiley · 14/04/2016 22:15

I bet he's simultaneously regaling some ENT medical chatroom with the details of his conquest :o

Buddahbelly · 14/04/2016 22:15

serious question... how do i get a blocked ear, I think if i left the alone they would block up but then they get itchy.

Ive wanted mine done for years and ashamed to say have even invented ear ache at the dr's in a desperate attempt to get my ears done.... but they keep saying no. Im willing to pay for it after this thread Grin

YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 22:15

The dam had burst now, and there was no going back...pump...pump...pump...each jet of warm liquid soothed my fevered earhole like a precious balm.

"That's it, I think," he said. His breathing was ragged by now, his wrist limp.

He withdrew his nozzle from my ear, and took a step back.

Suddenly, I was Dorothy, stepping out from the monochrome Kansas into the technicolor world of Oz, but with sound.

"Wow," I said, and I noticed my voice was really high pitched and a bit irritating

"You had a fair bit of stuff deep down in there," he said, and we both looked into the swirling abyss that was the plastic kidney bowl

There were flakes.

It was like a sepia snowstorm of shite.

OP posts:
amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:16

OP is ear one minute, gone the next Grin

HawkEyeTheNoo · 14/04/2016 22:16

PLEASE GOD YOU TOOK A PIC!!

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:16

Has anyone got a mop?

Chippednailvarnish · 14/04/2016 22:16

Try these www.clearearclinic.com