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Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

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BarkGruffalo · 14/04/2016 21:52

BEST
THREAD
EVER

DrHarleenFrancesQuinzel · 14/04/2016 21:52

Ooh Im jealous too. I love having a good clear out of the ears. I probably need to now, but not sure if I can just go and request it can I?

mineofuselessinformation · 14/04/2016 21:52

You tell a good story, OP, but do get on with it! Grin

eabbo · 14/04/2016 21:52

Where is this place, I want it done......sounds amazing

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 21:55

WHEN IS HE BRINGING HIS HOT JET BACK

YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 21:55

So anyway, he came back into the room, and crouched next to my ear, but there was a hesitancy, a reluctance, that hadn't been there before.

"I'm starting to think that maybe you're going to have to come back next week," he said, "after more oiling. The water was running clear on that last go, but I'm pretty sure that was just the first stage. You've lubricated the first layer, and we've got rid of that, but there's a lot of impacted wax deep down, that I'm afraid we might not be able to shift today." He sounded sad.

"I don't want to do permanent damage," he said.

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Ursaminor · 14/04/2016 21:56

Lurking and enjoying immensely!

Do most people go and get their ears cleaned out on a regular basis? (Is this something I have missed out on due to total ignorance?!)

ApologiesToInsectLife · 14/04/2016 21:56
Grin
frolific · 14/04/2016 21:56

I think I am drooling Blush Shock Blush

SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 14/04/2016 21:56

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YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 21:57

I was devastated.

I didn't care by now. I wanted him to hurt me, if he had to. I just wanted it over.

"Shall we give it another go?" he asked.

I gritted my teeth.

"Just do it."

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Coconutty · 14/04/2016 21:57

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YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 21:57

He is such a considerate lover HCP

Chocolateteabag · 14/04/2016 21:57

OP you big tease you!

Salfordlass · 14/04/2016 21:57

U have basically invented EAR PORN!

everythingsgoingsouth · 14/04/2016 21:58

you can watch this whilst waiting for the next instalment..

LeaLeander · 14/04/2016 21:59

Regardless of the subject matter you are quite the writer, OP!

SockQueen · 14/04/2016 21:59

This is the most excited I have got over a MN thread in aaaages.

Lalaloopsyscaresme · 14/04/2016 21:59

This is sporners mills and boon!!

ScarletForYa · 14/04/2016 21:59

....next week?

😢

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 21:59

Safe word
Safe word

YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 21:59

By now we had the routine down perfectly - like an Argentine tango, but with a plastic kidney bowl.

I handed him a tissue, he handed me the bowl. I pressed it to my neck. He primed his pump.

He inserted his nozzle deep; deeper than ever before. I gasped. "Are you okay?" he asked.

I nodded, wordlessly.

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Quietlygoingmad67 · 14/04/2016 22:00

I was devastated.

I didn't care by now. I wanted him to hurt me, if he had to. I just wanted it over.

"Shall we give it another go?" he asked.

I gritted my teeth.

"Just do it."

50 shades of ear wax - the new fiction novel on the shelvesGrin

Waypasttethersend · 14/04/2016 22:00

Fess up how many of you are on private browser bumping up the google analytics of www.earwaxclinic.co.uk/

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:00

SAFE WORD