Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

[YvaineStormhold]

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

[BarkGruffalo]

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[DrHarleenFrancesQuinzel]

Ooh Im jealous too. I love having a good clear out of the ears. I probably need to now, but not sure if I can just go and request it can I?

[mineofuselessinformation]

You tell a good story, OP, but do get on with it!

[eabbo]

Where is this place, I want it done......sounds amazing

[YabuDabbaDoo]

WHEN IS HE BRINGING HIS HOT JET BACK

[YvaineStormhold]

So anyway, he came back into the room, and crouched next to my ear, but there was a hesitancy, a reluctance, that hadn't been there before.

"I'm starting to think that maybe you're going to have to come back next week," he said, "after more oiling. The water was running clear on that last go, but I'm pretty sure that was just the first stage. You've lubricated the first layer, and we've got rid of that, but there's a lot of impacted wax deep down, that I'm afraid we might not be able to shift today." He sounded sad.

"I don't want to do permanent damage," he said.

[Ursaminor]

Lurking and enjoying immensely!

Do most people go and get their ears cleaned out on a regular basis? (Is this something I have missed out on due to total ignorance?!)

[ApologiesToInsectLife]

[frolific]

I think I am drooling

[YvaineStormhold]

I was devastated.

I didn't care by now. I wanted him to hurt me, if he had to. I just wanted it over.

"Shall we give it another go?" he asked.

I gritted my teeth.

"Just do it."

[YabuDabbaDoo]

He is such a considerate lover HCP

[Chocolateteabag]

OP you big tease you!

[Salfordlass]

U have basically invented EAR PORN!

[everythingsgoingsouth]

you can watch this whilst waiting for the next instalment..

[LeaLeander]

Regardless of the subject matter you are quite the writer, OP!

[SockQueen]

This is the most excited I have got over a MN thread in aaaages.

[Lalaloopsyscaresme]

This is sporners mills and boon!!

[ScarletForYa]

....next week?

😢

[YabuDabbaDoo]

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[YvaineStormhold]

By now we had the routine down perfectly - like an Argentine tango, but with a plastic kidney bowl.

I handed him a tissue, he handed me the bowl. I pressed it to my neck. He primed his pump.

He inserted his nozzle deep; deeper than ever before. I gasped. "Are you okay?" he asked.

I nodded, wordlessly.

[Quietlygoingmad67]

I was devastated.

I didn't care by now. I wanted him to hurt me, if he had to. I just wanted it over.

"Shall we give it another go?" he asked.

I gritted my teeth.

"Just do it."


50 shades of ear wax - the new fiction novel on the shelves

[Waypasttethersend]

Fess up how many of you are on private browser bumping up the google analytics of www.earwaxclinic.co.uk/

[YabuDabbaDoo]

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