To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to

Bugger cake
Go open wine

[lives vicariously and dreams of wine and a meadow]

Quick Chris - get that field ploughed up and wildflower meadow seeded before they come back saying the road is blocked with downed trees or something!

Although I am that no-one fucking bothered to come and say thank you.

Have you got that padlock on there yet?

When will you get the field ploughed?

Antlers, I just yelled that at dh!

He says there's time. I don't think there is!

Flowers? A thank-you? A simple 'goodbye'? Nope, this was a shamefaced slinking off. But they're still gone Well done Chris. Hope this marks the start of a happy and peaceful time in your new home.

I'd rather no thank you and no horses, than gratitude and horses. But yes, it's rude. I hope RL drops us a message later

Thank you for all the lovely comments I'm to excited to respond to all of them, but I'm reading and loving you all very very much!!!

Damnit! too excited!!

Get padlock.
Get wine
Put wine on fence
Drink padlock

[might be overexcited]

Wellies, think I might get a deck chair and go and sit in the rain with a glass of fizz. The dcs will look after themselves won't they?

of course they will!

[removed padlock from fence and puts on Dcs room]

This is such an eventful day. Horses gone on this thread and parking bollards going up on this thread. I am not going to get a damn thing done today.

You know what this means as well?

THE FUCK YOU FEST IS ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

celebrates

I love you all too

that was [removes..]

Squeeeeee!!!!!

They may not have left me

But here's some for all of you

from me and mr Chris and all the Chrislets.

Except ds2 who wants the horses back

Hurray for padlocks and bollards!

Perhaps RL, HKW and HBM had their hands rather full and will be back with Grateful Tributes later?

Perhaps they are kicking the shit out of UW even as we speak for trying to sabotage the entire operation by feeding the horses?

Bore, we can live in hope (on all counts)

FFS DS2

EauRouge I know what you mean, however dds seem to be perfectly happy to watch the Simpsons all day long while I wait to hear what happens with Mrsdavidcaruso's parking bollards!

I know! Ds2's priorities are all wrong. I said we could get animals and put them on there, he just said, "want a horse"

He's getting stackable goats for crying outloud!

The yoof of today.