To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to

Squally showers are asqualling. Still gusty. Visibility good, dropping to moderate in some areas.

Magic! We have goats!!! Hurray! It's pretty wet but should be ok with a landrover or similar. Anything with decent tyres would be fine. That would definitely be the best plan and HKL is there so fingers crossed she knows what she's doing.

I'm on pins now.

Aaah yes the inappropriate comment, followed by the blank looks and the 'as you were then'
The IFYF™ Scarf combined with the comment will be an excellent secret symbol for those in the know.

Do you want our goats? They are cute -- yet stupid. Moved the feeder at the weekend, and smallgoat just stood where it used to be bleating all confused.

Magic, yes please! Do they eat rushes? That would be useful. I like goats. They amuse me.

Enrique, the scarf will be key :)

So. Erm... Dh has just been down to have a look and there's no one in the field. No horses. No horse box.

The only explanation would be that they loaded them on the road. If so I am appalled by their lack of care for the public and relieved that any damage done I'm in no way liable for (I hope).

There is still a car parked on the drive. So either way we're blocked in. Grr.

But if they are gone I will do my happy dance.

This might be it?!

Is it??

Can it really be?

When should I try out being happy and relieved?!

Have been lurking since the beginning and can contain myself no longer! Am on tenterhooks here!

Bore damnit you've scared them back into the field!!!!

Dh is going to go and scout.

They're really and truly gone??? (Apart from a car in your drive?)

Am speechless!

Bore there's just a chance that your dramatic delurk was at the very moment the horses were gone.

It's all a bit strange. They've made no contact with you at all Chris?
Not to tell you they've gone? not to say thank you for the field and water and sorry for your inconvenience? nothing?

OMG they've done it?! Congrats OP!

I'm delurking, not delinking, stupid autocorrect!

They eat anything They even ate the note that told people not to feed them. Idiots!

They've finally gone?

Alpaca, Enrique, giraffe! The car is gone! It might... Oh my god!!!! I thin they've gone!!!

I'm a little bit excited!

Dorothy, Eau!!!!

Magic! Send em over. I remember a goat eating all my buttons as a child.

ooh! Maybe my Dramatic Delurk gave them the final impetus to clatter into horsebox?!

[proud]

Oh and no, no contact, no comment, no huge bunch of flowers. Just fucked off.

Go open that wine!

Bore, I hope so. Dh may still find them tied in the corner of the field.

Really? Really?
Let us know as soon as Mr C is back with confirmation and then we'll do the happy dance.

Dorothy I think delinking should be your special thing.

I also think the goats eating the Do Not Feed note demonstrates their intelligence and cunning

Dh has just waved from the field! We have visual confirmation! They are gone

Gone?

GONE??

Yeee hah!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!

HUZZAH!!!!!

If someone put a "do not feed cake" sign on me, I'd eat the sign.

YAY!