Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

total non apology! and more front than Blackpool indeed. My flabber is still gasted

Utterly deluded! Maybe she has been borrowing some of Gluezilla's stash?

In fact, the wretched lemon drizzle cakes she has been inflicting in the school may have been drizzled in the stuff!

at More Front than Blackpool!

This is some saga. Am horrified, excited and gleeful in equal measure. Marking place to find out what happens on the school run on Monday as well as the Head's statement.

Also MarmaladeTwatkins when you update with the Statement Monday. Could you please all let us know if there is Indeed going to be a fuckshop?

She'll be needing THIS on Monday!

Marking my place for Monday update!

I am begging you Twatkins, reply to LDC' email!!! (also shamelessly marking place for Monday) Ooooooh it's going to be cornflake cakes at dawn.

What a disgusting resignation e-mail! I would definitely want to reply. Not sure I'd be brave enough tho.

Can't wait for an update on Monday!

Getting in ready for Monday. DP ha just split his sides at this.

I am going to post a link to this thread on our schools FB page in the hope of encouraging membership!

I have just spent the last 2 hours reading both threads and cannot stop laughing! Just tried to relay the whole thing to DP - who just looked very confused. I think I may have snorted my way through it too much!

Waits with baited breath for Monday's instalment!!

This has made my weekend it really has.

Genius.

Another checking in for Monday... What a begrudged resignation email. She has a hide like a rhino!

OMFG - thank you so much OP for cheering up my shit day :)

Looking forward to Monday's update

That resignation email sounds like something a disgraced Tory MP might come out with. She still has delusions of grandeur on her way out! Priceless.

I am guessing that people will wait and see what the official response is, i.e. what the HT will say/ do, before they respond. I love how LDC signed her email .
She has a hide that a rhinoceros would envy, sending out the non-apology email. It will be interesting to see if she is as brazen as ever coming into the school. Feel sorry for her poor child, but her name will definitely go down in history, in that school, although not for the reasons she hopes!

Poor LDC's child. Rightly or wrongly, this will follow them all their school life, whether they are aware of it it not. Still, at least all the staff will know she's a mad bitch.

Not even a non apology? Unbelievable.

MarmaladeTwatkins I have come to the conclusion you are the most atrocious of cunts

Hope LDCunt is mortified

Ah, the apology that never was. Pretty clear she's been pushed into it and is still of the same opinions as in her mail.
Feel kind of shitty for the people at the centre of it, that this is the best they can expect from LDC.

Awesome thread!

I reckon rather than sitting at home dying of shame she is blaming everyone else for being twats. People like that never really can admit they've done wrong, plus I think blaming everyone else is the only way to mentally get yourself through it!