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Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 19/09/2013 09:53

Grin

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground. Grin

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Kamchatka · 21/09/2013 15:33

I mean someone has to speak up, surely? This is how atrocious cunts keep on being atrocious.

HorryIsUpduffed · 21/09/2013 15:33

She isn't apologising for saying it, just for sending to the wrong people... "Oh well if I wasn't meant to see it I'm not going to be offended" ?

Aghast that an HonSec could accidentally send to so many people. She can't be as shit hot as she thinks.

Misspixietrix · 21/09/2013 15:33

As a sidenote Marmalade Something similar (but not nearly as very bad as Lemon Drizzle Mum) happened atDC's school earlier this year after the Governors set up a facebook page. It lasted about 2weeks before it was closed down and a Newsletter was sent out to all reminding them of things best not to put in writing. I can't repeat the word on here but it involved upsetting an awful lot of Parents and resulted in a huge meeting of both Parents and Staff in an attempt to resolve it. Oh and the Mum in question moved schools. I think both Mums have gumption I would have moved Countries!

Misspixietrix · 21/09/2013 15:38

HorryIsUpduffed Exactly what I was thinking. It's one of those "I'm sorry if you feel that way" twattish e-mails isn't it?

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 21/09/2013 16:04

I lol'd at reigns, too Grin

I am itching to reply with something very sarky but I think she's got the hide of a rhino. She won't care less!

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 21/09/2013 16:16

No, but something needs to be said to let the others in her little select group know that people know she wasn't alone in habitually sneering at people.

Do you have any idea who they might be, just out of interest?

PacificDogwood · 21/09/2013 16:28

I am quite in favour of a well-placed non-apology, for instance if something I do believe in caused disproprotionate offense ("I am sorry, that my views on upset you.").
However LDC's is NOT a valid non-apology.
This is Not Acceptable.

I think the HT needs to reply something sarky like "Thank you for your email. I will consider a personal apology when we meet on... at... o'clock", copied to everybody who received her original e-mail Grin

If that does not make LDC a teeny bit apprehensive then she is clearly beyond help Hmm.

WafflyVersatile · 21/09/2013 16:34

The people who were meant to receive her email may not have agreed with her but just put up with it and roll their eyes. #justsayin'

Gingerandcocoa · 21/09/2013 16:44

I can't believe she hasn't apologised!

nickelbabe · 21/09/2013 16:51

maybe a reply along the lines of "reigns?! you weren't the fucking Queen!"

RaspberrySchnapps · 21/09/2013 17:00

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farrowandbawl · 21/09/2013 17:04

Christ on a bike.

northernlurker · 21/09/2013 17:06

I'm loving that Vera and the Head have had their work dissed and slurs cast on their personal intergrity and sexual morality BUT shouldn't take that personally.......Hmm

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SanityClause · 21/09/2013 17:10

The terrible cunt mum was a mother who was expecting free childcare from someone else's nanny, and then had the audacity to complain that the nanny was just going to take her round on the errands that she was doing for her employer rather than some stimulating activity.

The nanny was a well known MNer, and was outed. She is still around under a name change.

Misspixietrix · 21/09/2013 17:13

Preciousbane I have Katie Hopkins in mind! Grin .

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ZingWantsCake · 21/09/2013 17:15
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HorryIsUpduffed · 21/09/2013 17:20

It's not even "I'm sorry you were offended", it was "you shouldn't have seen it so you don't get to take offence". She hasn't even taken it back ffs.

Misspixietrix · 21/09/2013 17:35

You know when a Politician royally fucks up and they are called in to their Leaders Office and 'asked to resign' or they're going to sack your arse anyway from a PA POV. I think this is what has happened here. Saw someone in our Heads Office at 8:30 this week. Bet Lemon Drizzle Mum was hauled in at 8am! Grin Still looking forward to Mondays update. Wonders when she will be brave enough to show her face again?

EhricLovesTeamQhuay · 21/09/2013 18:01

Apropos of nothing...I was just in tesco and in your honour I squeezed a cake. I couldn't get away with punching it but I squeezed it good. Grin

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 21/09/2013 18:15

I think the HT needs to reply something sarky like "Thank you for your email. I will consider a personal apology when we meet on... at... o'clock", copied to everybody who received her original e-mail

Pacific I bet LDC would interpret that to mean that the Head was considering apologising to HER. Grin

PacificDogwood · 21/09/2013 18:25

Yes, the poor kid. Not just because of this incident, but imagine, growing up with LDC Hmm.

I hope he is a resilient sort.

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