Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

at that cunt with teeth sampler and at Keep Calm Atrocious Cunts.

Sorry for delay in C+Ping the resignation email. Here goes...

"After much consideration I have decided to resign from my position as PTA secretary. As many of you will know, it is a position that has given me great fulfilment. I am sure that Heidi will be able to find a more than suitable candidate to take over the reigns. ( )

I do hope that my regrettable email, which was clearly not meant to go public, was not taken personally and does not cast a shadow over the many hours of work that I have devoted to making (name of school) a more pleasant place for our children. (ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

I wish the PTA, and the school, the very best,

Regards,

LemonDrizzleCunt."

She's got more front than Blackpool that one

'was not taken personally' what planet is she on again?

'not cast a shadow' no, a shadow is not quite the word for it...

That's even worse than I imagined, there's not even a hint of an apology! She really has no shame at all!

I have no words....

How could it not have been taken personally?

Stupid caaaaah!

The way to not take it personally is to realise it's not you, it's her and that whoever it was being favoured to her detriment would have had exactly the same treatment. It wasn't who it was (Vera or whoever) but that it wasn't sour lemon drizzler.

So, she's resigned from secretary role - do you think she'll stroll up to the next PTA meeting as a regular member?

That's not even a non-apology

She is not considering brazening it out, is she?
I find myself reluctantly a bit... impressed

She's very deluded isn't she

And she doesn't even apologise to the HT and Vera for saying they were 'dyking it up'

Silly cow.

I can't believe she didn't even attempt a 'sorry'. I wonder if she's apologised to HT and Vera separately. You really must BFF yourself with Vera.

Oh I'm sure Vera and the head didn't take it personally.

WHAT PLANET IS LDC ON?!

You have to reply with something - she cannot be allowed to get away with this, it's appalling!

That is too funny (as an apology. The situation is clearly not funny for those affected). She's not sorry. She probably even feels like the victim here!

Clearly not meant to go public = clearly there is a group of us who regularly sneer and laugh at you all and have always done so but you were never meant to know about it.

I wonder if 'reigns' is a freudian slip

This thread is gold. I've had tears streaming down my face reading it. Thank you.

Is the ha ha ha your comment Twatters or did she include it?

Reins surely, not reigns.

Good grief. I wonder how long she worked on that message before sending it out - not long enough, I'd say!!

See, I would be livid at front of the non apology and triply so if I were Vera or the Head.

I would be plotting. I don't know what, but I would enjoy it

Arf at LemonDrizzleCunt! I can't find it in me to feel sorry for her. Her Ds? Yes. Her? nope. MarmaladeTwatkins the 'After Much Consideration' bit made me Chuckle. Do you think that was before or after the redfaced meeting with the HT? Got to love Karma! :)

How can you not take personally such excruciatingly personal comments?

Wow she has some balls on her.

Will she be on the school run on Monday do you think?

Surely someone will have replied to her to point out that the comments were completely and unambiguously personal?

Who is the bolshiest parent in the village?