Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Is that you, Marmelade??

I was looking for suitable cross-stitch examples for our sampler

Ah thanks for clarifying! LOVING this thread - amazing!

C&P latest email please, please pretty please?

Best. Set. Of. Threads. Ever.

Anyone else got their fingers crossed for this becoming a trilogy?

Formal statement!

I am imagining some sort of Whitehouse press conference with a podium.

I wonder if Buckingham palace would loan out their golden easel

Nice work, Marmalade!

PTA. I always knew the 'i' was silent.

Just found these two excellent threads.

Might I just say don't LTB, re MrTwatkins. Any man that will update MN for his missus is a good 'un in my books.

Are you going to apply for the vacancy in the PTA or is it not worth it now she's not there to provide entertainment.

I hope Vera has been assured that the email will only reflect badly on LDC not her.

It's a shame the HT is going to have to be professional about it all. I'm afraid that it's all going to end up being a reminder that name calling isn't the example that poisonous parents should be setting for their probably equally noxious sprogs.

If I was Marmalade ... stand for election, win, and in a grand magniminious gesture have LDC invited to receive a prize as recognition for her efforts.

Make sure the prize is a cake recipe book with the URLs for both threads in it AND play appropriate music as she leaves the stage:

"I always knew the "I" was silent"

Genius!

Ta da!!

Products galore!

Marmelade and GetOrf - for you both!

The i is silent - perfect

Minnie, I want a t-shirt - genius site!
Not sure I'd be brave enough to wear the 'Atrocious Cunt' one on the school run...

Even DH found 'The 'i' is silent' funny and apt.

I luffs MN!

This is fantastic

I thought the terrible cunt was some woman who wanted a set of Minnie the mouse cupcakes done for a ridiculously low price by StateofConfusion who does it for a living, and who offered to do them for £20 and had it refused as being too expensive - but the bastarding thread was in Chat and has gorn!!! :(

Thanks MrT for updating! Worrastaryouare.

Sorry, it was a Minnie the Mouse cake, not cupcakes. Details eluding me a little since I can't refresh my memory by re-reading the thread!

That was a Peppa Pig cake I think. Or was that the one where someone had stolen someone else's cake pictures and tried to pass them off on as their own on their FB page?

Nope. It was Minnie Mouse. I remember.

Defo Minnie Mouse - refs to it here and link to now defunct (wah!) Chat thread.