Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Marmalade probably just lost track of which year he was in - they all merge a bit especially if you're lower down the school. Bet LDC is wishing he already was at secondary now. Should try to get one of those t-shirts to the HT in time for Monday's meeting!

If anyone and I mean ANYONE sees or hears anything about this in the media, local press, local newspaper, radio, etc. you must immediately and absolutely come and update us! I'm looking at all of you in the Midlands. Yes, you.

people are surprised my year 6er is in year 6, and thought she was leaving in july for year 7. sept child who is v v v tall.

LeGav & Marms I had no idea that you two were the original atrocious cunts. Cool. I bow down to you.

I want the reply to all tote.

Bog I got mine at a meet up. Got an AIBU one too. Someone (AnnieLobeseder) had a YABU one which I really wanted. Some kind soul had made a ton of badges and I got mine for 50p. I have one with my NN too but that one cost a couple of quid.

Horry: I think you are correct about how tedious the statement will be (and presumably the accompanying newsletter with copies of the policies). However, that will almost certainly make it worse for LDC. It would be one thing for the HT to call you out in calling her a dyke, but listening to a statement about the need for respect etc when everyone knows what it's really about would see you making plans to emigrate.

I too think the statement will be very dull. Hopefully the head is using her weekend productively, cross-stitching a "Keep Calm and Dyke it Up" sampler for her office wall.

Our HT is obsessed with Keep Calm paraphernalia

This is brilliant. Dh and I have just howled with laughter all the way through this. Please please please can it be one of my Monday schools? Wherein the midlands is Marm from? Oh please be Solihull. PLease.

Aw, bless MrTwat - thank you for updating.

I am slightly deflated that the brilliant idea I had at work has already been thought of on here: the 'Reply to All' apron. Although I had been thinking more of 'Dyking It Up' t-shirts . I think 11k could be raised in a juffy - that playground is going to be the Best in the Country.

By the time all the Medja have paid for running this story, the school can afford gold-plated doorknobs

LDC seems to keep giving. "Uncharacteristic" indeed . Wonderful example of a non-apology: Not 'sorry for what I did', but 'sorry that I was caught'. What a fecking moron the woman seems to be!
I do spare a thought for her poor child... I hope he'll come out of this affair unscathed, poor mite. He'll still have to live with her though

Horry: I think you are correct about how tedious the statement will be (and presumably the accompanying newsletter with copies of the policies). However, that will almost certainly make it worse for LDC. It would be one thing for the HT to call you out in calling her a dyke, but listening to a statement about the need for respect etc when everyone knows what it's really about would see you making plans to emigrate.

Well quite. Which is why I think it would be the (a) funniest, (b) most dignified and (c) most professional choice for the HT.

Loving Keep Calm and Dyke It Up sampler

It would be quite funny if the head really was dyking it up with the PTA lady though

(apologies for the vile turn of phrase)

Oh, yes. I agree it's exactly the way the HT should go.

I do feel for the HT. This is not the sort of crap she should have to deal with.

Sorry but SURELY the "formal statement" is going to be by email or something? She isn't going to do it in the playground on a podium or something?!?

I still haven't uncurled my toes since last night. They may need surgery. And dh keeps going "dyking it up" and shaking his head.

There are parents at my DCs school who spread rumours about our HT - 'tis all v undignified. Who cares about this shit? I am honestly...
No, no HT should have to be dealing with this.

Still, I'd love to be present at the hammering out of that statement

I invented atrocious cunt!

You atrocious cunts.

She did. But I can't use THAT word.

Even reading such a statement is a newsletter would be awful if you were LDC though.

Frankly, anything that publicly addresses this in any way is going to kill her. Especially since her non-apology failed to make it go away.

Marm YOU are an atrocious cunt!

I plan on using that at every opportunity this weekend, just so you know.

You should license it and donate the royalties to school. £12000 in a fortnight. Guaranteed.

Has anything been said on the schools facebook page?

Thank god Marmalade is back,

please copy and paste her non apology apology email.

Are there other details you've extracted from Mr.MT from the school run?

To clarify, I thought her DS was off to secondary 'next year' as in next academic year but no. It's next year next year.