Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Evening Mumsnet. This is MrMarmaladeTwatkins

It's like Eurovision. Only with better costumes.

No, honest Eric Marm called it me when I said something terrible about Kurt Cobain.

Mind you this is mumsnet, some ponce could have said it in all seriousness on a thread about baby led weaning.

Lol at Eurovision.

We will know the HT is a MNer if the statement is a simple
"Did you mean to be so rude?"

MrMT "The head is going to give a formal statement on Monday, regarding not calling the head teacher a dyke"

I doubt she ever thought she'd be doing that during her career as a HT.

Thank you for the update MrMT.

Just marking my place.... BEYOND excited at this new twist to the LDC lady saga...

Are you the original atrocious cunt? Mumsnet fame
I just advanced searched it. It gets used a lot

Could be that half of MN crowds into that playground on Monday for the Heads speech

This is like the gift that keeps on giving.

Haha at advance searching that phrase!

I don't know about with nail and I as I have never seen it (how is that possible by the way, I should watch it) but it's probable that Marm has watched it and nicked the phrase because she thought it suited me.

I need to train as a teacher, find out where you live and get a job at the school by Monday.

Could you get a child to live-tweet the assembly?

Pretty please?

I bet a tenner Vera is the next leader of the PTA

"a formal statement regarding not calling the head teacher a dyke" has go down in history as an epitome of masterly understatement, no?

I couldn't get away with a rude tea towel (impressionable youngsters) but I'd bloody LOVE a Reply to all apron/tea towels.

You know what you

This is ree-markable. I have sat open-mouthed and silent, hugging myself in horror and glee throughout.

Mrs twatkins, you are a star for giving us this thread. Mr twatkins, you are also a star for giving us advance warning of the formal statement on mon.

I love ldc, but I'll never eat it again without thinking of the head and a PTA type "dyking it up".

Twatters, your husband is a hero. Never in a million years would my DH have understood the importance of posting an update to a bunch of strangers on the internet about intrigues at school .

Haha at safe search

I'd buy "Reply To All" merchandise for the PTA

This is the thread that keeps on giving.

Mr MT you are a legend

Is it wrong to luffs Mr Twatty just a little bit more that my own DH?

"atrocious cunt" is from Withnail and I isn't it?

Mais non, TeamEdward, Terrible cunt is from Withnail and I. Atrocious cunt was coined by Marms iirc on yet another funny thread.

Hi MrMarms, lovely to see you. Can't believe she's trusted you with her login tbh... :o

Damn you slow innernetz. Damn you to a place I don't believe in!

Best thread ever.

Well done Sir Twat. Very impressed with your dedication to the cause.