Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Sorry if you were after a "manly pint". They are sadly lacking in MN land.

Excellent update Mrmarmaladetwatters. Love the dedication to the thread, knowing hundreds of mners are eagerly poised over Internet devices.

I doubt LDC will go to hear the HT giving the statement will she, selfish cow? There's the whole of MN awaiting her reaction and she won't be brave enough to go!

Ha, I bet you never thought in a million years you would go on the Internet and introduce yourself as MrMarmaladeTwatkins. mucho respect!

Oh what I'd give to hear the statement...

My DH has been discussing this at work!

Man-centric forums never have good stuff like this.

Gosh, this is perfect.

I'd have to leave town if I was LDC.

I think marmalade should speak to Vera about designing a natty "reply to all" logo for a t-shirt and get some printed up to flog on e-bay - all profits to the school fund. I reckon there'd be plenty of MN takers and a local market for them at school. It's the kind of thing people could wear for the school run. Would no doubt put more of a dent in the 11k shortfall than a whole year of bakesales.

The poor HT. What a horrible situation to have to deal with. Cringe, cringe, cringe, but what a great car crash thread to follow!!

Portofino I bet he's proper chuffed that people are calling him MrT though.

Go on MrT, register yourself and join usssss. You know you want to.

Do you reckon I could pull a sickie on Monday and drive to the midlands to hear the statement? I reckon it would be a round trip of 6 hours or so but i'm sure it would be worth it....

Can we start a collection to get a hidden camera for marmalade to take in on monday?

I really need to know where the school is as I am in a village in the Midlands myself.

Poor Headteacher. Bet it will take her the whole weekend to come up with an appropriate response to be defamed. She'll probably have to run it past a few Governors too. Not for her the simple riposte advising going far, far away and when she gets there going a bit further -as sponsored by mumsnet......

Dear Lord.

:( I'm gutted. I tried to change my nickname to AtrociousCunt but someone has already taken it. Did I miss the change on this thread?

Thanks for the update MrT, had to giggle at the "flip art posters at dawn"

Well hello there Sir Twat.

Excellent updating skilz

Me too lurky

Things a grown man never thought he'd post:

Evening Mumsnet. This is MrMarmaladeTwatkins.

HAHA!!
Mr MT - classic

Haha at Mr T.

Pity da fool.

Marm if ever you have cause to doubt that you are married to a brilliant bloke you will just have to remember this thread.

What a great sport.

Atrocious cunt has been around for a while. I'm sure it came from a thread where some woman was being a genuinely atrocious cunt.