Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

I really, really want marm's husband to come on mumsnet now.

The poor sod wouldn't know what hit him.

LeGav, "atrocious cunt" is the best compliment ever. I'm going to save that one for future use.

Ooh Babylon. Did you get the email?

Sad to see nothing from Mr Twatters with school run gossip.

Ermagerd!
Thers ers the berst threrd everrrrr!

I can only hope that the shock of realisation was like an injection of lemon juice directly into her corpus callosum.

Evening, Mumsnet. It's MrMarmaladeTwatkins.

No fights, nor clip art posters at dawn come pick-up time. Sorry to disappoint. The head is going to give a formal statement on Monday, regarding not calling the head teacher a dyke. It's all very exciting, I have to admit! I thought that PTA folk were mild-mannered, cake botherers. Apparently not?!

I am sorely tempted to go into production of the offensive aprons and tea towels. If I started now I could catch the Christmas gift market.

You'd all buy a "fuck you, fuck you up the bum!" tea towel wouldn't you? And I can assure you all profits would go to a good cause: The K8Middleton Gin Fund. Tagline: registered with social services since 2009.

Ooh, hello MrT.

I have to say, when I read the first few posts on here, I did my special Evil Leprechaun Jig o' Malicious Glee, complete with a Paul Daniels style "Ho-hoh!" or two.

Now we'll be on tenterhooks till Monday...it's much more exciting than waiting for the first speech from the newly elected prime minister!

Hello MrTwatters - thanks for the update, you are very brave.
Not sure I can wait until Monday for the HTs statement. Will she pin it to the school gate like announcements from Buckingham Palace?

Roll on Monday!!!

MrT, you are a legend for updating us.

Last night I read this and the drizzlegate thread.

Today I spent the entire day honing some rules on a little game I like to call Cake Punch Roulette. I work in a cafe and I picked one cake off the counter to punch if it was still there by the end of the day. Sadly, it was sold but whooo am I hopeful for next week.....

I can't decide if I should do it in private or risk getting a reputation in front of my boss/colleagues.....

This has been fab! I am so sorry I missed the drama unfolding.

Monday we can't wait until then for a statement!

Well done for updating MrMT

Thanks for the update MrMarma. I shall await Monday's update.

K8middleton-can I be your first order?can I order 3 tea towels? Are you doing the reply-all aprons?, if so, 2 of those please!

Good evening MrT.

Everyone calling you that has put this image in your head. Please indulge me and tell me you are a fan of bling.

DIES

That has just made me bloody week. I can't believe MrTwat has come on here.

And there he was innocently thinking that we all discussed knitting patterns.

Sorry image in my head. But now it's probably in yours too.

Been lurking on this thread since last night. Brilliantly funny.Have been checking in for updates when I should have been painting the front room. Can't wait for Monday's update!

jollysleepy Marm called me an atrocious cunt on a thread years ago and I absolutely pissed myself laughing! it is the best insult ever invented.

Shit, now I've got a Mr Twat image going on. Probably best for my user history if I don't link.

They say that they are meeting tonight - obviously in a public location otherwise they would know that there won't be many interlopers, best guess is a pub. This though is a village remember, not too many pubs to choose from, and in her state lemon drizzle will need to drink, so can't drive. I think that Marmalade and Babylon should go on a pub crawl, or Mr Marmalade and Mr Babylon as Marmalade has been out at work all day.

CharlieAlpha - you must film the Cake Punch Roulette and post it on Youtube for us.