Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Only just seen this but I remember the first thread. Marking my place for updates

Good lord, she really is the gift that keeps on giving isn't she?!

I am noticing a sad lack of update from this afternoons pick up... Surely there has to be some kind of official response by the school? You can't have people say stuff like that without the school making it clear it's unacceptable?

I too wonder who else on the PTA has been involved in that circle of bitch fest? She accidentally uncovered a very nasty culture ...

Crikey Twatters, this is fabulous but we need more. Our lives obviously aren't exciting enough.

cos nothing this riveting ever happens in my village.

"She accidentally uncovered a very nasty culture "

• as so many others have said, this is very obviously not just her all alone. BUT NOW I am wondering whether she is merely a HUMBLE PRAWN and perhaps there is another, more subtle, master-manipulator bitch, who always gets away with it, and is now rubbing her hands in glee? We need a full investigation into this eminence grise. For convenience we can call her Coffee-and-walnut-cunt

If I was the Head I'd reply with "How very dare you insinuate that I am shagging XXX - I am the only gay in the village"

Small wonder that I am not a headteacher then

'Dyking it up'? Beautiful turn of phrase. I'm not sure if spreading that maliciously could be construed as a hate crime. If it was either reported OR if someone naughty told her it was being reported to the Police by someone I'm guessing she'll end up leaving the PTA faster than shit through a goose.
As someone said before, she really is the gift that keeps on giving.

That is, CAWC

Or the Kaffee und nuss torte

yes!

I do feel sorry for her.

This is public humiliation on an epic scale.

My insides curdle every time I think about the moment she/I realise what she's done after she pressed send. She must have been screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' and tearing at her hair.

She obviously has a very fragile ego that has relied on repetitively putting others down and competing to win in small ways to reassure herself she's worthy, which obviously makes her deeply unpleasant to associate with.

BUT to then have to deal with this level of humiliation which has laid her so bare...well that's an awful lot of cognitive dissonance to cope with is all I'm saying....

The email was awful though, I did initially think it was made up as surely no one really bitches on such an epic scale...obviously I was wrong though.

Her 'friends' should also feel they have a lot of lemony curdled egg on their faces too.

I think Marmalade is at work, but we will eagerly await the C & P of the 'apology' email.

Oh yes, an investigation into who she intended to send it to is necessary. I doubt it was Dorothy, the chair since she was not allowed a slice of the original eggy LDC. I bet people know. I bet Vera knows.

A bloke writes: I was brought up to respect, nay revere women.

By Christ, I am as dust before your viperous feet.

"Swear like a motherfuckingshitcunt"

"Fuck you lemon drizzle murderer, fuck you up the bum"

"Citrus-titted arsehat"

The Augustan prose, the utter insanity of LDC, the weapons-grade bitchfest!

Why is there no smiley for gin, cocaine and lithe Moroccan youths?

Marmalade deserves all three.

Why thank you Quenelle I hadn't realised I'd been so intuitive. It doesn't happen often. I shall accept my flowers & booze and take a gracious bow.

Sage nod towards Hec as well. They're all just as bloody bad, she's just the only one with the balls to be so blatant with it.

I can't beeeliiiiieeeeve you didn't join the PTA Twatters. You let us all down there, but most importantly you let yourself down.

Have I missed a bit the naughty lemon drizzle mum mentions a meet up TODAY please tell me you are going OP?

I'd completely forgotten about "the usual get together on Friday"

Are the police on standby, do you think?

Surely someone will know who attends this regular get together, thus outing the rest of the coven?

I'm afraid this is why I steered well clear of the PTA.

Thank you OP for keeping both my DH, children and myself well entertained. DH has been following this at work along w/ his colleagues and they think it is hilarious. I made them promise they'd not email any links though.

Hubris, my friends, hubris.

Who knows what the intended recipient would have replied? You don't use a phrase liked 'dyking it up' unless you're sure of your audience. I bet there is a whole quiche of total bitches and she's just queen bitch.

Thanks for the updates Twatters you total superstar. I don't feel sorry at all for LDC, fuck her and her eggy "cake".

O_o

"I'd completely forgotten about "the usual get together on Friday"

Are the police on standby, do you think?"

I think a fleet of ambulances might also be required.

I have a sneaky suspicion you may be from my school

If not, then our PTA is as cliquey and bitchy as yours!!

Oh Babylon, do you have any updates for us?

Marmalade I bloody love you, you atrocious cunt.

I reread the original LDC thread again earlier and really laughed, that has got to be one of my all time favourite threads.

And why is the fact you have called them Vera! Dorothy and Deirdre so funny?

I am going to go to Morrisons now and punch fuck into a couple of custard slices in your honour.