Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Xpost! Uncharacteristic?! What bollocks!

This has been an awesome thread!

BUT......I was on MN all fucking day yesterday I was so bored, how come I missed it??!

Could you bake her a cake and write in lemon flavoured icing "Sorry to hear you're a twat".

Wow, that's some brass neck! I'm sure most people would consider homophobic vitriol more than offset by a few years of mediocre fundraising and undercooked cake though.

Oh no, wait

She can't be allowed off the hook that easily.

Perhaps a whisper of "Daily Mail" in the yard at home time? evil laugh

i love the reply-to-all idea.

Can someone please tell vera about the thread?
I need her to tell us her side (and if she's had anything from LDC)

you have to love her

I think you should campaign to get her reinstated. What the hell are we going to read about? Think of US!

Am imagining that the next PTA meeting at your school, Marmalade, will be packed with new members hoping to get the inside story keen to do their bit!

Just read both threads

How toe curlingly awful.

Is LDC's DS still at the school or did I read he was moving up to high school in September?

A nice passive aggressive way for the school to deal with it would be to send out an e-mail reminding all about e-mail etiquette.

Top stuff!

This is a wonderful thread. Thank you And many, many thanks to LDC for the most magnificent brainfart I've ever seen. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person

BTW I thought you woz dead too Some of us are delicate, like. Don't do that to us!

LDC woman just keeps giving!

1. No apology, in case there any doubt of true, habitual character (and then lying, as if that fools anyone).

1. A resignation instead of offering to resign first (admit it, you held out and someone had to ask you to resign).

1. The beautiful part of that email is that it pretty much invites the school to use her amusing failures efforts for fundraising purposes. It would, after all, be the only way she could show her face around the village again. Not until every person, down to the last granny has a 'reply all' shopping bag and every old gent has 'reply all' carved walking stick will she be allowed to live this down and be accepted again.

This happened in a village,a village in the Midlands? I'd love to know where,If I start driving now I could be there for school picking up time.

"Uncharacteristic" she's thought long and hard about the e mail hasn't she?!

What an excellent opportunity for the school to do a series of assemblies on internet protocol and safety, homophobia and inclusion. [passive aggressive smile]

I'll see you there Mirage! I wish this was all happening closer to where I live. Just told DH about it who remembers the original thread. He couldn't believe there'd be a sequel

can someone link the original thread please?

i remember it, but I want to revisit it

I would love to know if she's in my county, as I'm in the right general area.

Thank you Twatters!

I will be scanning the school playground for apple trees later...

This is why I luffs mumsnet

@"claggy cake"

Yes to Rooners head tilt of concern

Full marks on the email. You've got to hand it to her. But it doesn't matter. Nothing else will ever matter again. It's a bit like prominent Nazi captains stating that they still love Hitler before shooting themselves outside the bunker. Ah ha ha ha ha that poor, poor woman

I agree with Hec (as usual). That will NOT have been the first bitchy email that LDC has sent; it's just the first time she's been caught out.

This thread just keeps on giving, doesn't it? Simply marvellous.