Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Bets on LDC bluffing her way out of it saying she was just being sarcastic?!

This is possibly the biggest fuck-up I've ever read. Amazing.

This has made my day.

DD was looking very down this morning so I told her the story of this thread. I said, however much you aren't looking forward to your Friday - its nothing to how much LDC woman isn't looking forward to HER day! She laughed and cheered and perked right up. Marmalade you are spreading joy throughout the land. and horror!

i am wondering how LDC is going to handle it. i mean, if you made a fuck up like that, surely you would start doing some damage control straight away and not just go into hiding? wouldnt you?

surely everyone knows that running away and hiding from things just makes everything much worse?

im actually quite baffled that there has been nothing

My jaw just hit the floor after reading the email. Wow!!

Karma is such a bitch

I can't even begin to imagine what damage control she could do

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Double bonus. Perfect for Reply All buttons and make money for the PTA.

Marmelade Can you give your DH a ring and ask him to COME ON HERE AND UPDATE US? Pleeeeeeeease?

Just brilliant. Speechless! Please please please share next instalment!

Ok am posting off my Kindle. I can't cut a nd paste. There has been an email. A cheeky cunt of an email. Basically, she says that she is resigning and, get this, that she hopes tat her uncharacteristic outburst will not cloud the tireless work she has done for the school.

I king of admire her chutzpah.

Ha, a triumph of hope.
Of course it will

I like MrVera.

Someone needs to get Vera on here so she can feel the love.

We need to see it!

oh my!

but still

this is going to be one of those stories that people tell in years to come, like an urban myth... on here and at the school

Not even an apology?

Has nobody else replied following that?

No 'reply to all' message along the lines of "Have you gone fucking crazy, you mad cake bitch!!!?" or anything like that?

TeWi "feel the love, allegedly'

I agree - you do have to admire the optimism of someone who expects that hundreds of people are going to overlook such a vile stream of expletive-laden vitriol just because they admired her way with a clagggy cake!

:o That is outrageous!!!

Too late. She bared her soul. Boy was it ugly.

Haven't been on MN for ages. About to have two weeks off work for surgery, and was wondering this morning how I am going to pass the time. Thanks, everybody, for making the question redundant.

Can you make some sweets / cakes for the next sale, with a gooey centre, and call them "uncharacteristic outbursts"?

I actually think the line about interlopers is as nasty as the 'dyking it up'. Those interlopers are nice women foolishly thinking that this is a group they can join to make some friends.

I am agog to see what happens next.

Do you think her solicitor advised her to phrase it like that ?