Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

When I re-read the email as I have done many, many times I get this horrid, lurching feeling in my stomach and my bowels turn to mush.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEND IT.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Poor Vera, and good for MrVera.

Thanks for priming MrTwatters too. He might go under the radar a bit which will help

I agree the HT/PTA crisis meeting sounds juicy panicked and promising intriguing.

Me too - it's making me quite anxious until I remember that it ISN'T ME :)

I'm actually loving fuck shop but the rest of it she sounds like an absolute shit.

Marmalade, could you not have thrown a sickie to make sure you did afternoon pick up? Meh to new job

Oh I forgot to add that I also thought this was a thread about your untimely demise due to the title's shortening in the active convos bar!

Made me gasp and no mistake!

Theres no way on earth she can ever show her face in the school again.

marmalade Thank you for letting us know that you wont be able to update until after 8pm. I was a bit worried because I have a meeting at 3.30 and I was worried I would miss the update, but it ok now

You have no idea how much I want to go and join your school PTA right now.

I'm still at my old job and I seriously debated a sickie day but then my mate at work texted me this morning to say that she was ringing in sick. The selfish cunt.

DH might update before I get in so keep ay eye out. I've told him if anything happens he is to call me at work IMMEDIATELY.

I really want to do some type of craft related to the email. Am howling at 'Reply To All' pinny. See, if I was the PTA chair and someone handed me that, now, I would howl with mirth. But not everyone will see the funny side of this whole debacle

Am getting worried that Mr Twatters is going to miss something quite juicy or fails to understand the importance of it.

Twatters , I have found the LDC!!!

Ta Dah!

Oh jeeeeeesus at that scrambled eggy lemony mess. It was still warm when she served it up, apparently.

My BF at the school is also aware of the situation and she will have her scoping eyes on. I will send her a text after school picking up to see whagwan.

doing something this stupid is my ultimate fear, the shame! This is why bitching should never happen in writing...

K.A.R.M.A.

MaybeShe'llLearnHerLessonTiggaxx

It sounds like she meant to send it to quite a few PTA members, "girls" and "what do you all think". The only safe members are Vera and Dorothy, any men and anyone new aka interlopers. How many members are there?

[phew] for second more reliable witness for this afternoon (sorry Mr Twatters)

I wonder what LDC would say if I sent her a link

I'm betting an E mail from PTA and head teacher will be sent explaining how they are in no way connected to this E mail from LDC lady.

I would also bet the Head is speaking to your local authority about what she should do in connection to LDC lady. I know we have people banned from our school playground for expressing such opinions, although this has been in front of children, parents and teachers.

Wow.. just wow... "dyking it up"?!

marking place out of sheer nosy horror

Perhaps you should have fitted dh with a helmet cam to ensure he misses nothing?
That way you can peruse the footage to make sure he paid full attention?

That is all...

Ps I

Wowzers!

I think I had a panic attack just reading that.

The only way out for her is self-immoliation in the playground.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
Talk about comeuppance! (Poor Vera and LDCs son though)
Wen you mentioned Mr Vera on the school run I was hoping LDC would make an appearance so some sort of PTA style death match would occur!
LDC is probably on her way to Bolivia disguised as a nun as we speak anyway. She missed a serious money making opportunity though - a fuck shop would probably have raised 11k in about a fortnight (using cunt bunting for advertising purposes)

oh

oh

the sheer delightful horror of it all

I just reread the email

"dyking it up" and she's heard rumours about one of them

You could never ever go out in public again