Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

I bet she has been in Waitrose all day punching cakes in frustration!

What a bitch!

Marking my place.

This is truely AMAZING!

She will have to move schools.

Waiting with bated breath for an update

I actually feel a bit anxious for the ldc, even if she does deserve it.
Not marking my place at all.

Hope Marmalade doesn't linger too long on the school run - we need updates

Ok. I give up. Watching this thread isn't enough. I want in.

If you weren't in Da Midlandz, Twatters, I'd swear LDC was my sister.

Just thinking that if the 100 recipients were to forward the email to, say, five friends and they were to forward it to five more each. How long before it goes viral.

remember the mil email

I am having a stressful day, so I'd love their to be a stand up row in the playground, preferably commencing, ooh, about now.

There must be some other mums from the LDC playground lurking. Any comments?

I fucking LOVE the sound of this women. Her emails are brilliant. Fuck the head and fuck Vera, I say

..and lemon drizzle cake sucks cock

*woman

Dammit woman, come on!

Shamelessly jumping on the thread to keep up to date with your "accidental" conversation with Vera on the way to school this morning. Did you manage to meet up with her?

Well, I have to say, it's all quiet on the Western front, pretty much.

I walked to school with Vera's DH as apparently their youngest DC has been up all night with a cough and they are both still in pyjamas. Her DH is FUMMING though. He said that LDC had better hope that he doesn't meet her in the village

LDC nowhere to be seen, as expected. I think there was some kind of summit going on in the head's office as I went in to pay DS's dinner money and the head's door is 40% glass. The chair was in there and two of the head honchos of the PTA. This is the time when I am really rueing not joining :(

I am at work today until 8 and DH does the school run. I have given him his brief and he knows what he must look out for. I've told him to log in here if needs be and update you all.

Ooh cheers for the update OP!!

I think action is being planned by the HT and PTA!

Marmalade thank you for posting your working hours, I can now relax until after 8 tonight

Damn it. If only we you had thought to bug the head's office.

Do you think Vera is a MNer? She needs our collective manly pats on the back, by the sound of it, although I like the sound of her DH.

Slightly that your DH will accept the briefing - mine would just go at me and would, in any case, be largely oblivious to what was going on.

I don't think that Vera is a MNer. I will give her a moral boost on Monday morning if I see her by taking the piss out of LDC's maxi skirts

I don't think that DH fully understands the gravity of the situation. He just nods and says yes in cases like this. Pffft.

Oooh, Twatters you have gone beyond what is normally required of a true MNetter by enlisting the services of MrTwatters. May your service to online gossipers go down in history!

Marmalade your commitment to mumsnet is legendary

You must tell your dh the importance of everything he sees and hears.

My mum is still cross with my dh as he saw her next door neighbour having a sofa delivered and not noticing what colour it was.

Shall we all have some while we wait?

I read the email thinking meh, not that bad until I got to the dyke comment. Then my jaw dropped open.

Biggest best fail. Ever.