Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Brilliant.

PTAs are scary funny things, I bet the head is just thinking FFS I'm going to have to deal with this whilst being civil to LDC. If I were a member of the PTA I'd send another email saying 'to clarify, the previous email represents only the narcissistic, homophobic, fuckwitted opinions of a select few ex members and not the PTA as a whole. If you'd like to come along for a normal discussion about posters, tuck shops and apples please feel free, we suddenly have some jobs which need taken over (not posters though, Vera's doing those!)

Brilliant.

PTAs are scary funny things, I bet the head is just thinking FFS I'm going to have to deal with this whilst being civil to LDC. If I were a member of the PTA I'd send another email saying 'to clarify, the previous email represents only the narcissistic, homophobic, fuckwitted opinions of a select few ex members and not the PTA as a whole. If you'd like to come along for a normal discussion about posters, tuck shops and apples please feel free, we suddenly have some jobs which need taken over (not posters though, Vera's doing those!)

Jesus I nearly vomited reading that

In fact I had to sit for a minute and reassure myself that it wasn't me this had happened to

I would stick my head in the oven before I would go back into that playground again

PLEASE update!

OMFG! Epic email fail

Love it!

Oh dear

I'm FT so miss out on these shenanigans. What a prize prat LDC is! Thank you for sharing this gem OP.

I thought cunt bunting was bunting shaped like a cunt?

She will have to find a ft job that starts tomorrow and always be too busy to attend school events in future. Meanwhile future PTA chair can beg her to make cheap chocolate cakes because that's what the children want.

Well,on the plus side, at least LDC doesn't have to worry anymore about anyone 'trying to fucking well oust me'.

Incredible.

Howling at the talk of 'marketing' like it's a proper job. And at 'dyking it up' (but also slightly amused that she lives in a world where homosexuality is 'rumoured' - WTF?!)

Also slightly tickled by the Budgens reference, as though it's the grocery holy grail.

I reckon she'll come back with her usual 'I was being SARCASTIC' excuse and everyone will give her (and her cake) an even wider berth than usual.

that's karma for you x

Usually sequels are crap compared to the original but oh my god!

I don't think my jaw has ever dropped so far reading a post before. Bloody hell!

Fantastic update to the last thread.....
her arse has been well and truly bitten!!!

Can't wait for the next instalment!!!

Marmers, can't you start the school run now, just to make sure you don't miss Vera?

I hope you are all ready to go on the school run! Make sure Vera is ok, and get the goss, then take notes hurry back to report to us.

This thread is hilarious, for all the wrong reasons.

LDC Epic Fail. How can you recover from that? I would never show my face at school again.

This is gripping , can't wait for the next update!

Just re-read her original post - seems she has e-mailed at least two, and they are planning to meet up TONIGHT- somewhere public too, as there is a comment about interlopers. Marmalade would obviously be too obvious but we need a team on MN spies to follow Lemon drizzle woman and eavesdrop on the conversation. Or even better if you are one of the intended recipients you must update us tonight - it is the reason namechanging was created. obsessed, me, never

I genuinely gasped out loud at 'dyking it up'. Homophobic caaaaah.

Am at actual work today sans wifi/where MN is banned (boo) but will be hanging my phone out of the window to get enough signal for further updates…

I feel better when I know what I am doing each day and had no idea about this morning. I know now! Sat waiting for the update .

Still feel a bit sorry for the email sender though obviously she doesn't deserve it.

Not long til school run! Is it wrong to be so excited by this?!

I am love love loving this thread.
Surely there is coming back from this.
This has made my day, can't wait for the next instalment.
Really want a karma's a bitch apron, with reply all on the pocket!!

this thread is amazing - I remember LDC and cunt bunting and now my happiness is complete. It is wonderful and I can't wait for updates.

I did a quick retread of the original thread. I'd forgotten the bit where she sliced up the (scrambled egg) cake, and gave slices to five people, and left out Marmalade and the PTA Chair. Oh dear, oh dear!
I am still gobsmacked at the nastiness of her email. Such bile over making posters etc. Hate to say it, but serves her right, that she sent it to all. I just wonder who is going to stand by her in all of this...the intended recipients of the email? Would be interesting to see who will be at the gathering she mentions that is to take place today...lots of interlopers . I will now be glued to MN for the day, just as well I have a day off!

Oh dear god, Twatters she's going to have to make every single parent cced on the e-mail a LDC now isn't she?

She'll then die a lemon drizzled death (self induced from lemon drizzle clagginess) and you can all lay cornflake cakes on her spot in the playground.

Oh I wish we could all be in the playground now.

Surely we could have been more organised and set up a few cameras over night.

We've let ourselves down