Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Id love to be in your playground Marmalade!
What an utter utter cow!

Maryz surely no one would take this out on her son? Hadn't considered that, poor lad :( if she's as unpleasant as she seems, he may prefer being taken to school by the various people she employs to make sure she never has to show her face there again!

Please can I come to school with you tomorrow? I haven't been able to eat LDC since your thread, will she ever be seen again?

She's priceless, of course I'm just shamelessly marking my place!

I am truly shocked that anyone would swear in an email. I lead a sheltered life.

This is absolutely the best thing I have ever read on Mumsnet. I PMSL at "I really don't see how the daft cunt is going to make a come back from this"

YOU are hilarious. Love it.

Pure schadenfreude this, but I LOVE IT! I would consider selling a kidney to see first hand how she tries to get out of that one.
I honestly think this is the best thread I've ever read on MN in the about 10 years or so I've been here.

Brilliant

Sometimes life is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :)

(How is the NJ going??)

She'll just say her sisters', neighbours' goldfish posted that "for a joke"

I love this, even DH who usually humours me when I tell a MN story is impressed.

Shamelessly marking place

Not often I'm speechless but that email is just

Karma is sweeeet.

This my friends is what MN's all about. Hahahahaha! What a massive stupid uber cunt! I would honestly pay to see this shit go down in the playground. AKWARD!

Fantastic! What sort of loony sits down and composes that sort of shit...reads it through and thinks, "yes that about covers it" and presses send! And thanks for linking the original thread, it was BM (before MN) in my sad life so I missed it.

Oh god she is clearly awful

BUT

This is a big challenge to her sense of self. I doubt she will be big enough to 'own her words' as the young people say. Or be able to see that she should.

Expect drama.

Dyke?

Fuck shop

Bhahaha. I've just realised there's a whole year of school PTA activities and school guff to get through.

Oh. The Christmas Fair, Nativity, class assembly, harvest festival, sports day. I think I'd actually put my glasses on a school event for the first time in nine years ... the people watching ripples will go on all year.

She's going to have to enter Witless Protection.

...Sorry, I just had to, I couldn't help myself

Have just read pertinent posts to DH.

He thinks email programs should have a warning message that pops up to say "you are sending this message to 104 recipients. Do you wish to continue?" and then you can go "fuck no".

There's going to be the biggest turnout ever at the next PTA meeting. In fact the chair should call a special meeting as soon as possible to take advantage of the interest generated by LDC's brilliant viral marketing campaign.

Oh my....
I don't think I have snorted this much in a long time. I'm seriously reconsidering my working hours just so I can participate in school shenanigans if this is what its really like!
Thank you for cheering me up...
P. S what's cuntbunting?