Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

I fucking love this. Cheered me right up!

Oh my god. That is a truly unbelievable email to have sent by mistake.
She must be SOOOOO gutted....

Fuck shop?!?!

I have not stopped reading the original since about half seven and have done NO work and am now drinking wine, on a school night too.

Good point pacific!!!!!!?

Gold medal FAIL

Marm darlink thank you SO much for sharing

Am agog at the 'dyking it up' No way outta that

Howling at this- OMFG
Its like christmas, with a pony as your main present,new year,easter,winning the lottery and finding out that Rav Wilding is your husband !!!
Very upset that we never had any drama like this on our PTA !

Why is our PTA not this exciting? : o. I'd do more then!

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

That is such an epic fail.

Brilliant.

Here you are! In classics......

Aaaaand Ladies and Gentlemen, the MNHQ award for fastest ever move to Classics is........... ~~drumroll please~~

MARMALADE-ADE-ade-ade TWATKINS-INS-ins-ins

:: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD ::

Fucking marvellous! it's time to bring out the cunt bunting methinks

What a glorious follow up to an already brilliant thread

Sweet Beelzebub in a bathing suit

I remember the drizzla saga, this is just TOO good.

You know I'm not going to get any work done tomorrow, I'll be checking this bloody thread!

I remembered the Lemon Drizzle fiasco... so came to read, but am still incredulous that anyone could write that... then send it to such a wide mailing list

Make sure the cuntbunting goes up outside the school to celebrate how she has fucked herself up the bum.

OMG, she's going to have to move to Van Diemens Land or someplace. Her uppance has come!

Lemondrizzlewoman will be lucky if the HT doesn't sue for libel!!

missdee!

I've never seen a thread make Classics so quickly either. MN record IMO.

There. Are. No. Words... How on earth is she going to try and remedy this? It would be bad enough complaining about the ideas etc, but the stuff about the H.T...and Vera! She is going to be in serious sh1t. Having said that, she is one mega-bitch to say stuff like that, and as for putting it in an email...

Best thread ever. Marmalade you need to be reporting back quick smart in the morning as MNers all over the country will be waiting your update by 9.15

That would probably be defamation there CoconutRing

I was breaking my sides laughing at this update Marmalade...

I'm also solo disappointed that I'm on a training course tomorrow so I'll only be able to catch up late in the afternoon but I'm sure that it'll be worth waiting for

I reckon there might be a vacancy on the PTA Marm. Y'know, if you fancied it...

I think you'll need a bit of cunting for the Fuck Shop. Bring the punters in.

Epic typing fail

*so not solo (oops)

This has to be the funniest thing I've read in an age.

Her only course of action is to apologise until her eyes bleed. Then move house.

We have some almost deserted Hebridean Islands up here.

BUT WE DON'T WANT HER!!!

... Just so you know.

"Oh God, no. I would be played by ..."

Yes, yes - this is exactly how I picture you, Marmelade!