Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

FriedSprout Scroll up, someone linked to the original thread earlier.

If this were me, I'd arrive in school tomorrow in a full burka and face covering.

It's the only way I could cope!!

LEmonDrizzleIs linked right at the top of this thread

Here it is. The original thread

Ignore my weird syntax above ios7 is doing weird things

Christ on a broomstick! She's going to have to fake her own death, surely!

Oh My God x10000000000000

Please keep us updated on what happens next!

I was thinking a convent - do they still have closed orders?

This is fantastic!

That email is clearly part of a bitching back and forth, isnt it? Theres a little group who bitch freely at every opportunity.
I wonder who the others are, they must be crapping themselves right now.

Thanks Celia

Just skimmed the other thread she is a real charmer eh! Glad she has her comeuppance - at her own hands no less.

Just read the original thread again. "Trifle looks like Willy Wonka's vomit" and "Fuck YOU, lemon drizzle murderer. Fuck you right up the bum" have made me snort laughing.

She will either move school or see her GP and be 'medicated'/ drunk when she wrote it ...although still not sure quite how she could come back from that!

Failing that she might suddenly discover the urge for full time employment

It's too terrible- how must she feel?!!

Will she keep her son off school maybe? Until secondary school.

I come out of mn retirement and find this.

:)

Misdee what a wonderful time to return!

With this and the Louise/frumming thread MN is really spoiling us today!

This has to be the best update thread EVER.

to ldc...the one that just keeps giving!

I read the original thread and I'm just reading this!

Maybe karma does exist.....

Just a little warning, don't google "fumming".

It was bugging me, but I was too scared to google (was bitten by dragonbutter) so I innocently asked DS1(18) to do it. He did and has spent all day shaking his head at me in total disgust

What a dreadful woman. Very interested to find out what happens next!

Hope your job is going well, Marmalade.

I was having a bad night. My dds goldfish died and I spent 2 hours comforting her. Then my baby dd got sick all over me and herself and the living room. This thread has cheered me right up. Thank you.

This is absolutely fucking brilliant! Thank you darling Twatters for sharing.

I remember your 'lemondrizzlecakepitamum'

This is great. karma at its best

Isn't Karma a wonderful thing?

I am dying to know: did you reply anything, Marmelade?
Maybe an innocent "Thanks for filling us in on your innermost thoughts" or somthing.