Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

I thought that, hearts. And I swear like a motherfuckingshitcunt. Makes me wonder just how unhinged LDC actually is?

You are indeed honoured, Twatters. I've never seen a thread get into Classics so fast!

This is marvellous! I am dying to be able to use the phrase 'citrus titted arsepart'..

Also a tiny bit as surely this can't get any better?? prove me wrong Twatters

The swearing comes across to me like the way children swear -- trying to look well'ard and make people think they're cool.

Absolutely amazing.
Thank you for sharing

She is the most deathly dull divvo. I imagine she thinks that she's risque for having a half a shandy in the week. She's THAT type.

I was thinking about the original LDC thread this weekend as my kids hoovered up the batch of rice krispie cakes we'd just made in double quick time.

I was also thinking of the cake punching when I overheard one Waitrose staff member ask another one to write off a cake: "What have you done to it?" "It wasn't me..."

I REALLY need to get out more.

O.M.G

what with this and the Louise saga I'm getting nothing done.

Louise saga? Is that the thread where the OP is "fumming"? Or something different?

Yeah I sometimes swear like the proverbial sailor when the DDs aren't around and even sometimes when they are the odd Fuuuuuuuck slips out but oddly hardly ever in writing. I swear a bit at work too but have to be careful, it's a primary school.

Our PTA pales in comparison

where did cake punching come from? It wasn't from LEmonDrizzleCunt was it. Didn't you used to punch cakes and getorf played supermarket skittles with tinned goods?

Omg the Fumming. Saw that earlier.

Twatters congrats on breaking the record for the sprint to classics!

::pootles off to find the thread::

OMG I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the HT's office when she read that!

If I were LDC I would have left the country before school pick up time.

A gigantic email fail. Just read the other thread too instead of making cakes for cake sale. Now I was to do choc crispie cakes to see how many other MN in the school are reading these threads too!

Forget the drizzle,I bet she looks like she's sucking on a lemon now! Hope she's not feeling too bitter!

I felt sorry for her in a vicariously mortified way right up to 'dyking it up' and the subtle, snide remark that she'd heard rumours.

What kind of vile person even thinks like that? Let alone snide it up with their mates?

Frankly she can fuck off with any sympathy.

Can you pm me her address so I can send a little lemon drizzle cake to cheer her up.

This is fanfuckingtastic :)

Can anyone link to the Lemon Drizzle thread? I can't find it anymore.

Tia

Thumbwitch yes there's fumming in AIBU and pavving in Chat. Both same OP.

Wow. Just wow.

Mumsnet is truly on fire this week.

Ha ha that is hilarious! Will she ever show her face again?! Off to read the original LDC thread now

Omg omg omg!!!

I don't have time to read it all now but if this thread has gone when I return in an hour I swear I will throw myself under a bus. I HAVE to read it. I HAVE to see all of it.