Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Oh my lord I'm embarrassed for her and I don't even like her based on the previous thread.

Also your pta is shite. We're a tiny village school and raise a few grand a year without much effort.

My pta is boring in comparison though

How do you nominate a thread for classics? This has got to be in it!

OMFG Twatters - she's a right numpty, isn't she?!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I thought it was bad when a friend of mine sent another friend a text saying she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend, only she sent it to her actual boyfriend by accident (needless to say he got in first) - but this is beyond that by many many miles.

I'd have to move. I couldn't ever be seen by anyone who had seen that email ever again. But then I'd never send such an email in the first place!

You're already in classics! in less than 12 hours!

totally deserved!

Oh. My. Life.

Pure genius.

This could go viral!

It will be front page of the Daily Mail next week.

Oh this is brilliant. You realise it will probably make the papers?

Just brilliant for the hilarious update marmelade oh to be a fly on the wall in the head's office.

Talk about just desserts, LDC really has shown her true colours in spectacular fashion

WayHarsh.....great minds.....

at 'Lemon Drizzle in a tizzle'

In fairness everybody who ever visits Mumsnet needs to have read LDC's email even if only to learn how not to communicate with people.

Ahem Marmalade - was laughing so hard it affected my typing! Sorry!

Our school makes a real fuss about everyone being a member of the PTA. Every parent, every teacher.

I'm sure it's the same everywhere and therefore you have to elbow your way into the midst of the next meeting, formal or not.

Oh God, no. I would be played by ...

Brilliant MT. Nothing more to add but that I'm shamelessly marking my place for tomorrow's instalment.

Love it! The first thread introduced me to I now sing every time we get a letter from the PTA

That is amazing!! You definitely need to befriend a PTA member so we can find out what happened in the shack!

This has kept me thoroughly entertained during a very long train journey. Better than a film.

she won't be able to show her face at school ever again! Are we expecting her to hand her PTA notice in?

I was only thinking of Lemon Drizzle Woman this week. I was browsing the cake aisle deciding which cake I'd like to punch and there it was. Lemon Drizzle. It's hardly fair really. I like Lemon Drizzle, but it's always top of the punching list now.

She will be at home right now, desperately trying to change her DS's school by the morning and then wondering if she can style it out by pretending she had planned to move him "to a better one" all along.

I know she deserves it but I feel a little bit sorry for her.

Or maybe she is just a grade A twat.

OMG this is fucking BRILLIANT. How did I miss it?

Quint I wonder if we are at the same school.

Seriously does no one else find the amount of swearing in that email a tad OTT? I mean I am as up for a gratuitous and juicy Fuck the Fuck Off as the next gal, but I don't talk or write like that in real life. At least not most of the fucking time.

How come we're in Classics? That all happened ver' quickly!