Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

[GoSuckEggs]

this thread is great!

[YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels]

TiggyD
That site seems to be from Derby rather than Hull. Are you sure it's the right person?


I can't be 100% sure, but as I'm an insomniac I poked around the net last night & after seeing a couple of UK classifieds adds for Yoni massage which covered Derby to Hull, saying very similar to his blurb above - they travel you know I followed a link on one of the ads & found that website - the set up - my wife & I etc, sounds very similar & his small ad did say they covered Hull -


unless there's a whole nest of swingers up there

[YoniMitchell]

I'm actually scared to click on any more links now...

[YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels]

OMFG why o why did I click on the images bit of my link above

Goes to wash eyes out with bleach

[TSSDNCOP]

Fabulous thread.

The testimonials on the Afternoon Delights website are just brilliant. Criminal misuses if apostrophes and one satisfied customer bewailing that she had "ummed and arred" for ages before making the call.

Genius.

[RebeccaMumsnet]

We've yoni gone and moved this thread to classics

[ForOneNightYoni]

:o

[YoniTheLonely]

Yoni made my day!

[PretzelTime]

The poems on this thread are just amazing.

But omg noooo, I clicked on that link and looked at those photos noooo whyyyyy. Libido totally killed for months I think

[LagomOchLyckaSwede]

Classics!

[ForOneNightYoni]

He could put that as a testiyonial :o

[ForOneNightYoni]

Or should that be testeyonial?

[MDA]

Collective noun possibilities

A bouquet of yonies
A fist of yonis
A Hull of Yonies
A Brian of Yonies

A forest of Yonies...

Oh I can't decide.

[squoosh]

A digit of Yonis?

[squoosh]

Fidget with your digits for a groany Yoni.

[YoniYoniYoniYoni]

A bouquet of Yonis i like, perhaps you could get hand tied bouquets?

[IamtheOneandYoni]

Has anyone taken

TheYoniWayisHull yet? Don't want to be greedy with Yoni names!

[OnlytheYoni]

MNHQ is the one and yoni

[IamtheOneandYoni]

Ooh, you could be DogwithaYoni!

[FryOneFatManic]

This is a wonderful distraction as I suffer the squits from hell. It hurts to laugh but I can't stop myself.

Am tempted to change my name......

[foryourjapseyeyoni]

Arf Arf!
There was once a man from hull
Whose wife was incredibly dull.
Onto Mnet he goes
Selling yoni for fanjos
And his inbox will never be full.

[YoniYoniYoniYoni]

DogandYoni

[TheOneAndYONID0G]