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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

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ShowMeTheMeaningOfBeingYoni · 11/04/2013 21:11
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ShowMeTheMeaningOfBeingYoni · 11/04/2013 21:11

oh FFS Ive put the link on the wrong thread, sorry. My yoni made me do it. Blush

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JonBonYoni · 11/04/2013 21:14

:o

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 11/04/2013 21:16

JonBonYoni Grin Great name!

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coughingbean · 11/04/2013 21:19
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JonBonYoni · 11/04/2013 21:20

is there a yoni appreciation thread?

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Morgause · 11/04/2013 21:21

Oki Yoni runs the fan club.

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IfYoniIHadABrian · 11/04/2013 21:21

Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain Brian.

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YoniOneWayOfLife · 11/04/2013 21:21

And that's Brian's...

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Oblomov · 11/04/2013 21:23

Love the JesseJ version.

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youmaycallmeSSP · 11/04/2013 21:24

I think I'll stick to facials.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 11/04/2013 21:27

Brian would prob do one of those too, for an extra twenty quid Wink

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crashdoll · 11/04/2013 21:28

Oh Brian!

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PseudoBadger · 11/04/2013 21:28

He supplies the facial cream...

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 11/04/2013 21:31

Called L'ingam moisturiser

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LapsedPacifist · 11/04/2013 21:36

Thank the Goddess I didn't discover this thread last night - was up until 1.00am finishing my 10,000 word dissertation! That would have been the last 3 years at university wasted, all because I spent the evening pissing myself over a thread about paying for a posh wank! Grin

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oldraver · 11/04/2013 21:38

I've been to Hull and may of had a Yoni-massage while there

He was not called Brian so there must be more than one at it

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babybarrister · 11/04/2013 21:42

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ElectricalBanana · 11/04/2013 21:43

Eighty fucking quid for a fingering??? I get one for a good tea and a cup of coffee! Cheap at half the price

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Ikeameatballs · 11/04/2013 21:43

I really think that I might never recover from clicking a link by YonitheLonely.

Works out in the gym for 2-3 hours a day? What the hell is doing? Eating pies as he runs?

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infamouspoo · 11/04/2013 21:48

my face hurts from so much Grin

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EasilyBored · 11/04/2013 21:49

I. Am. Dying. Actually choked on my wine. Most brilliant fred ever.

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infamouspoo · 11/04/2013 21:49

oh noes, clicked on the pictures

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EasilyBored · 11/04/2013 21:49

MN need to do 'My Yoni Says No(ni)' t-shirts.

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Sloaneyyoni · 11/04/2013 21:51

This thread is so fantastic that I couldn't resist joining the yoni club.

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