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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

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ThatVikRinA22 · 11/04/2013 21:53

Brian needs a blow up doll
im done now with my ditties
he needs one with a yoni
and lovely blow up








elbows. what did you think i was gonna say?? tsk.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 11/04/2013 21:55

I see potential fo a whole new thread here

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infamouspoo · 11/04/2013 21:56

so he sticks fingers up bums too.

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OneIsTheYoniestNumber · 11/04/2013 21:56
Grin
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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 11/04/2013 21:57

Men you don't need to feel glum
Mrs Brian will finger your bum
While Brian is yoni stroking
She will get bum poking
So you and your wife both can cum

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SoftKittyWarmKitty · 11/04/2013 22:01

Only just found this thread. Brilliant, just brilliant Grin.

Is this the right time to mention that Hull is home of The Deep?

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MsJupiterJones · 11/04/2013 22:03

Yoni has got to be the definitive answer for all those 'what shall I call my daughter's bits' threads.

So glad to have found this thread, I needed some hysteria.

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TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 11/04/2013 22:04

Ooh, yoni a few more posts till the thread's full.

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BridgetJonesYoni · 11/04/2013 22:05

You need to NC to SoftYoniWarmYoni :o

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infamouspoo · 11/04/2013 22:06

Fanjo Grin

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TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 11/04/2013 22:06

Btw, does anyone else think that vagina = yoni therefore vaginal should actually be yonic?

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Chubfuddler · 11/04/2013 22:10

Jupiter if you're suffering from hysteria Brian's yoni massage is the answer.

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funchum8am · 11/04/2013 22:12

DH is demanding that I NC to MacayoniCheese.

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Bossybritches22 · 11/04/2013 22:13

Grin

Off to read Mrs B's witterings post !

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PseudoBadger · 11/04/2013 22:17

The Yoni will be full soon :(

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Sneezingwakestheyoni · 11/04/2013 22:19

If yoni this thread could go on forever...

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tapdancingmum · 11/04/2013 22:20

This thread is absolutely amazing - I have learnt sooooo much tonight Shock but can someone tell me how to clear my history as am a bit worried that these sites may pop up any any time and I will need some more brain bleach to get rid of them Grin

Now which way to Hull [getsmapoutsmiley]

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GinandYonic · 11/04/2013 22:21

"Oi Doc!" Hmm Grin

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YohedYoshoulderYonisandYotoes · 11/04/2013 22:22

I prefer the fuller service Grin squoosh!

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YohedYoshoulderYonisandYotoes · 11/04/2013 22:23

Can we have a Yonibus to Hull (crap Unibus joke!) Grin I can't type my hands have no blood in from laughing!

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sittinginthesun · 11/04/2013 22:24

How have I missed this thread?!?!? I didn't click on it yesterday, because I thought it was about those sparkly things on your yoni.

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YohedYoshoulderYonisandYotoes · 11/04/2013 22:25

PLease Enquiry about my rates lol! I can see all my male friends bending over a table gasping 'enquiry me! enquiry me!' BRAINBLEACH! Grin Grin

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snice · 11/04/2013 22:26

and STOP

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snice · 11/04/2013 22:27
Grin
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blacc · 22/06/2023 22:27

I love you but..

Please stop filing dirty bowls/pans exact with water and leaving them on top of the dishwasher rather than just putting them in the empty dishwasher.

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