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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

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HotCrossPun · 10/04/2013 21:06

BARF.

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MsWinnieBaygo · 10/04/2013 21:07

Oh my word, just clicked on the afternoon delight link - the massage includes finger slippage/insertion. I feel all a fluster reading that

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GwendolineMaryLacey · 10/04/2013 21:07

How? Confused I mean, is it hands in?

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moondog · 10/04/2013 21:07

My yoni says no(ni)
I will be guffawing about that for a long timeSquoosh. Grin

I like the added detail about Hull.
Adds an erotic frisson.

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Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:07

That is the word I will now use for lady bit. Fuck off fanjo, yoni is in da house.

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CajaDeLaMemoria · 10/04/2013 21:07

I was just wondering that, Gwendoline...

Finger slippage does not sound erotic at all.

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HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 10/04/2013 21:08

Arf at finger slippage!!

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Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:08

Gwen Shock

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QueenCuntyChops · 10/04/2013 21:08

What?

I mean, really, WHAT?

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jumpingjackhash · 10/04/2013 21:09

Slippage!

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BeanoGrigio · 10/04/2013 21:09

Do you say yoni as in to rhyme with Joni (Mitchell) or to rhyme with Ronnie (O'Sullivan)?

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DoIgetastickerforthat · 10/04/2013 21:10

Yoni massage sounds far more delicate than masturbating - I may adopt it as a turn of phrase.

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Bearcrumble · 10/04/2013 21:10

If my hands had fallen off and ny washing machine was on the blink and I lived in Hull....




....The answer would still be the biggest NO ever.

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Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:10

Beano that's what I was just going to ask!

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BeanoGrigio · 10/04/2013 21:11

Mnhq please don't delete this thread.

Style and beauty???

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FlowersBlown · 10/04/2013 21:11

I have met somebody who does this for a job, the male version whatever the tantra name for that is. It's a tantra massage with a happy finish. Very spiritual...

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LagomOchLyckaSwede · 10/04/2013 21:11

Oh my gosh.

No one touches my vagina to give a massage!

Just...

Ta, OP, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!

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AnyFucker · 10/04/2013 21:11

I might as well say it, because the thread will soon go

Fuck off, perv

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ValarMorGoolis · 10/04/2013 21:11

Blatantly here for the deletion message

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ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:11

So you are offering to finger me in front of my other half?

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Sunnywithshowers · 10/04/2013 21:11

Arf

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bunnymother · 10/04/2013 21:12

Hilarious!!! Am chuckling as I type.

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Allthingspretty · 10/04/2013 21:12

I think i will stick to my nars blusher thanks

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TheFallenNinja · 10/04/2013 21:12

So it's a fancy wank then.

Pissing myself.

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IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed · 10/04/2013 21:12

'hello, this is Yoni,
I'm glad I'm not in Hull
And if you ad-ver-tise on Mumsnet
The chances are that
You are on the pull.'

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